How did you do that?

[Zeromaeus]

I watched a tutorial and died a lot.

How did you like the finale to Code Geass?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't know. I haven't seen it.

How did you generalize an entire culture?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

by calling them all iguanas

(P.S: i loved the ending but the sword was painful to watch [in a good way])

How did you go super saiyan?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't shit for a year, and the constipation made me yell loud enough to get my power raised waaay the hell up.

How did you evolve in an hour?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Evolution stone. Hurt like hell though.

How did you catch MewTwo without him liquefying your brain?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

being braindead

How did you kill Chaos?

 

[Neonbob]

I injected him with a crystal lattice that was indestructible. The inherent order blew him up.

How did you get insured by a crackhead?

 

[Scde2]

He was a crackhead...

Where did you go?

 

[Zeromaeus]

...I'd rather not talk about it.

How did you catch Arceus, who is for all faiths and purposes God of Pokemon?

 

[Neonbob]

With a godball. Everyone knows that's how you trump a god pokemon.

How did you break even at the poker table?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I paid a crooked dealer.

How did you survive that 90 foot fall sans parachute?

 

[Neonbob]

De-cel cables are fucking awesome things. You should try them.

How did you glide using your arms?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Batman taught me how. Its complicated.

How did you make Aquaman seem less lame?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave him control of Cthulu.

How did you find a new way to draw?

 

[Scde2]

Used Google.

How did you stop the virus?

 

[Neonbob]

I coded an antivirus program that killed the infection and then actually went back through the internet and killed the creator.
It's a great thing.

How did you blow up a toe?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Bicycle pump. Nasty business.

How did you react when KH3 was announced?

 

[Neonbob]

Nonchalance.

How did you expand a sheet of paper?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I used Grow lvl. 2
It grew to about double size... and then burst into flames.

How did you jump 50 cars on scooter?

 

[Neonbob]

I strapped a rocket to the damn thing. And some wings.
And a helicopter engine <_<

How did you heat something evenly the first time?