Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,721 I DIDN'T. Muahahahahaaaaaa! How did you fill out that form in less than a minute?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,722 Time slow down when I write. How did you make sense of that?
Tiny116 The Cheerful Pessimist May 6, 2009 2,222 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,723 i added an "s" on the end of slow, improved everything XD. How did you master the art of kick ass?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,724 I took a summer course at the learning annex. I can kick ass if 12 languages now. How did you committ the perfect murder?
I took a summer course at the learning annex. I can kick ass if 12 languages now. How did you committ the perfect murder?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,725 I killed everyone but me. HAH. How did you cover yourself in purple?
Tiny116 The Cheerful Pessimist May 6, 2009 2,222 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,726 it involved plums and paint! How did you miss that whale?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,727 One of my underlings programmed the wrong coordinates. How did you avoid my wrath?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,728 I shot the whale several times in the head. How did you fix your defective nukes?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,729 With a spanner. And a few days of work. How did you get two dogs to behave?
General Ken8 New member May 18, 2009 1,260 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,730 I threw them on the GROUND! How did you possibly listen to Ke$ha's album in its entirety?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,731 I *twitch* just kept *twitch* going. *twitch twitch* How did you lose your mind?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,732 I saw Donnie Darko. How did you repair my mind?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,733 I used some mental staples and lots of duct tape. You have tons of porn, too. How did you get my number?
I used some mental staples and lots of duct tape. You have tons of porn, too. How did you get my number?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,734 I stole your phone. How did you not notice?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,735 Well, I don't use it that much... How did you lose your face in a car?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,736 My face fought the windshield, guess who won? How did you write the best story ever written?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,737 I peered into the mind of the world, and wrote what everyone wanted. How did you teach a child to speak properly?
I peered into the mind of the world, and wrote what everyone wanted. How did you teach a child to speak properly?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,738 Determination and a whole lot of shock therapy. How did you get a million dollars?
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,739 Telling my wealthy senile grandparents that it was my birthday everyday. Why would you do that?
axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 26, 2010 #5,740 Because I needed the money. How did you steal all my money?