How did you do that?

[axle 19]

So I could win a bet.
500 Dollars and a nobel prize for creating a new animal.

How did you hack into the CIA?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I played pipe dream.

How did you not know what I meant?

 

[Ren3004]

I typed really, really fast.
Wikipedia servers are down.


How did you beat Horatio Caine in a one-liner competition?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a master at comping up with one-liners?

How did you eat the entire Anglican Church?

 

[LeonLethality]

I took away his sunglasses, he was rendered speechless
NINJA!
With a gun and a satanic symbol.

How did you flip the 5 tonne table?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

How did you laugh yourself to death?

 

[axle 19]

I got really baked and watched grandma's boy.
They found me in a haze of smoke.

How did you not get me brought up on drug charges?

 

[brtshstel]

I know a lot of people in the court system and most of the Jury.

How did you get so much cheese taste in the little crackers?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put lot's of cheese.

How did you shrink the crackers?

 

[darth jacen]

With the shrink-ray that was left lying around

How did you break that phone?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By curb stomping it.

How did you absorb a nebula?

 

[Asturiel]

With a phone breaker of course.

How did you crack time?

 

[Neonbob]

With a rock hammer.

How did you eat a zombie?

 

[Asturiel]

With "101 ways to serve zombies" of course.

How did you manage to divide by 3 without rounding the decimals when the numerator was not a multiple of three?

 

[Spiner909]

A calculator from heaven above.
How did you bake a pie?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a wonderful cook. And I put it in a pure fire to cook.

How did you cut out all the crap in that article?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Excellent BS detection skills.

How did you win that stunning match?

 

[axle 19]

I cheated, it wasn't to hard.
What? Don't look at me like that.

How did you get marijuana legalized?

 

[Neonbob]

Brainwashing and violence. Same as always!

How did yo get a horrible TV show offline?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I plead for it's removal.

How did you make my face melt?
[sup]Good night, all.[/sup]