How did you do that?

[darth jacen]

Whale blubber

How did you win march mayhem?

 

[Neonbob]

I was proved to be the most awesome.

How did you show up on radar?

 

[Asturiel]

A lot of crack....a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

How the fuck are you doing things in negative time?

 

[darth jacen]

Bullet time...It's like crack

How did you make it through Rapture without seeing any water?

 

[Asturiel]

Ring of nourishment of course.

How the hell did you manage to get your sword stuck in a rock?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I noticed it was a poor quality rock.

How did you get that truck full of candy?

 

[Asturiel]

Candy security went downhill since 9/11, who knew!

How did you make that dog cat hybrid?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Super glue.
How did you eat a piece of water?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was in zero gravity at the time.

How did you survive all that radiation?

 

[LeonLethality]

Complex procedure of putting it in to the freezer and nomming away
NINJA
I didn't...

How did you slap me upside the head from a Kilometer away?

 

[UnusualStranger]

The Look of Facepalm has no limits.

How did you change the color of the sky from black to white?

 

[LeonLethality]

Negativing the colours with MS paint

How did you get the resources for the catapult?

 

[darth jacen]

Bleach

I sold off all my inventory from the adventures in Washington DC

How did you cause anarchy?

 

[Asturiel]

With the catapult silly.

How did you get to be so crazy?

 

[Tiny116]

what do you mean get, i was born crazy!

How did you stop the blaze?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I caused a tsunami.

How did you make that hole in the wall?

 

[LeonLethality]

Mishaps with the catapult

How did you swim across the Atlantic?

 

[Tiny116]

With a lot of drugs

How did you invade china?

 

[LeonLethality]

I led an army of Mongolians with spring shoes, fuck the wall we can jump over it!

How did you set your shoes on fire?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Shoe rebellion.

Why did you have that turtle grow wings?