How did you do that?

[UnusualStranger]

I had to hunt for something cuter than your avatar. It took a while.

How did you manage to get to page 999?
[sub] Night Hail Fire [/sub]

 

[axle 19]

I skipped ahead.

How did you write and epic story?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots and LOTS of fun exchanges.
I took a year to write some good things.

How did you rupture your spleen?

 

[axle 19]

I swallowed a grenade as part of a bet.
They told me it was a dud.

How did you get Nickleback banned?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Superior editing skills.

How did you break that window 7 blocks away?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a sonic boom, and it traveled down the street.

How did you make chips so damn hot?

 

[axle 19]

I marinated them with habanero peppers.
I also may have lit you on fire.

How did you survive the burn wounds?

 

[Neonbob]

I was carrying a cloak of +300 fire resistance.

How did you cover the yard in snow?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Michigan weather followed me here.
Give it five minutes, it'll change.

How did you get your own nuclear silo?

 

[axle 19]

I blackmailed the government.
They even gave me the shiny red button.

How did you beat up superman?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave myself powers even greater than his. And then kicked his ass to Pluto.

How did you get out of a chinese finger trap?

 

[ELS84]

cut the trap

How do to save the whales from nukes?

 

[Neonbob]

You cannot. It's impossible. AND DO NOT RESIST ME!

How did you get high off of sweat?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Chuck Norris gave it to me.
[sub] Yeah, I brought him to this [/sub]

How did you make a bunch of zombie plants?

 

[axle 19]

I buried them in the pet cemetery.

How did you kill all the zombies?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Explosives. Of every kind. By the truckload.

How did you erase only all the punctuation?

 

[axle 19]

Through time, effort, and a lot of eyestrain.

How did you become a mod on the escapist?

 

[LeonLethality]

Bribery! what can't bacon do.

How did you revoke my mod powers?

 

[Tiny116]

I stole my bacon back from you!

How did you end the war on pidgeons?

 

[axle 19]

I proved that you were banning everyone, not just trolls.

How did you survive your encounter with obvious troll is obvious?

Ninja'ed

I killed them all.

How did you convince neonbob to give the whales on more day of peace?