How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Brainwashing, and I also had them watch the Disney channel for hours beforehand.

How did you become an invisible ninja?

 

[darth jacen]

I drank the wrong serum thinking it was the one to take me down the rabbit hole again...

How did you define Frabjous day?

 

[Neonbob]

I made something that was so cool that it made the rest of the day incredible. That kind of day needed to be defined, so...I did.

How did you slip into a nuclear sub?

 

[LeonLethality]

I can hold my breath for a long time. and a crowbar helped.

How did you hijack that airplane?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a remote control override. And then I flew the thing from my seat! It was great.

How did you get me to stop my conquest?

 

[LeonLethality]

I bribed you with bacon.

How did you build a secret underground tunnel from your house to the escapist?

 

[Neonbob]

Years of digging with a spoon.
You know they keep me in the basement, right?

THIS USER IS MERELY JOKING. HA. HA. HA.

How did you deny the existence of your nose?

 

[LeonLethality]

My uncle took it when I was 3 and never gave it back *cries*

How did you get the funds for a multi million dollar jetpack?

 

[darth jacen]

Years of working the corner... It's hard out there selling oranges

How did you kill the unkillable final boss?

 

[LeonLethality]

Cheating and a R.Y.N.O.

How did you hypnotize the king of the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot all opposition.

How did you get winter canceled?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

I have secretly been paying some guys to burn coal out in the ocean for TWENTY YEARS! The smog of my work has now destroyed the ozone. PREPARE TO MELT, PUNY WHALEMAN!

How did you foil my evil plot?!

 

[LeonLethality]

I asked you nicely to stop.

How did you reverse the magnetic pull of the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I stored up lots of magnetic energy, and then unleashed it all in a massive blast of energy, which reversed polarity.

How did you destroy a dam?

 

[LeonLethality]

I pulled one small twig out of it and it collapsed looney toons style

How did you stack 50 pies?

 

[Neonbob]

Too much free time and some racks.

How did you maintain a perfect score?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a doing nothing competition.

How did you beat some sense into me?

 

[LeonLethality]

A giant tuna

How did you not freeze in the arctic?

 

[Ren3004]

I never went there.

How did you you not melt in the Sun?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm made of pure awesome. The sun cannot burn what is pure awesome!

How did you get your feet to stop smelling so damn bad?