How did you do that?

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Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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i added an "s" on the end of slow, improved everything XD.

How did you master the art of kick ass?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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I took a summer course at the learning annex.
I can kick ass if 12 languages now.

How did you committ the perfect murder?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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One of my underlings programmed the wrong coordinates.

How did you avoid my wrath?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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I shot the whale several times in the head.

How did you fix your defective nukes?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I used some mental staples and lots of duct tape. You have tons of porn, too.

How did you get my number?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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My face fought the windshield, guess who won?

How did you write the best story ever written?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I peered into the mind of the world, and wrote what everyone wanted.

How did you teach a child to speak properly?
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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Determination and a whole lot of shock therapy.

How did you get a million dollars?
 

Scde2

Has gone too far in a few places
Mar 25, 2010
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Telling my wealthy senile grandparents that it was my birthday everyday.

Why would you do that?