How did you do that?

[Ethereal.Frog]

Separation of body and mind.

Also, we prefer to call it "amphibious". The new meaning that is. (Cookies if you get the reference.)

How did you not replace "Hastur" with a suitable pseudonym, like "The King In Yellow"?

 

[Magnatek]

By saying the ultimate answer is 67, not 42.

How did you do a handstand on the Space Needle?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I lured him in.

[sub]With fajitas.[/sub]

How did you stop the nuclear core from going critical?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I opened up a lead box that I found in Sassafrass Cove.

How did you make it out of Cypress Grove?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Went randomly looking around for things related to Animal Farm and stumbled on their song of the same title.

How did you become a Clutch fan?

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

Because I'm a NPC with only a few dialogue options

How did you know?

 

[Ren3004]

I searched on Google Scholar.


How did you find Big Foot?

 

[Sam G]

It was at the end of Big Leg.

How did you legalize marajuana?

 

[Ren3004]

By presenting a study showing that it counteracted the negative effects of cocaine addiction.


How did you make that study if you only had $3.76, a toy stethoscope and your dog?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Selling some of my organs as well as my dog's kidney helped raise more money to get the job done. Plus I sold the toy stethoscope to a hobo on the street in exchange for HIS vital organs.

How did you make that hyperdrive out of a disarmed grenade, a dead monkey, and a pile of forks and broken watches?

 

[Ren3004]

I took the quartz crystals from the watches, put them in the grenade, used a fork tooth as a pin and added some monkey hairs. Then I threw everything away and went to a desert planet, bet everything of use on a race, supporting a boy who had never even finished one in his life.

How did you save the world?

[sub]Excuse me, I've got to go beat myself up for using an Episode I reference.[/sub]

 

[wonkey20]

By killing the destroyer.

How did you de-rail this thread?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

By deliberately starting three arguments about the merits of Twilight, whether or not Roman Polanski should be forgiven, and whether or not the LOTR books or the movies were better, all at the same time.

How did you dodge that bullet?

 

[Fraught]

I discovered I am "The One" and that you are all living in a dream world.

How did you flip a coin in space?

 

[Ren3004]

Just like on Earth. Though I'm still waiting for it to fall down.


How did you get that lightsaber?