How did you do that?

[Metric Monkey]

I asked the sabercat. He gave me one.

How did you rob that bank and get away with it?

 

[Ren3004]

I put the bank in my back pocket.


How did you get your own helicopter?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I am my own helicopter. I spin around with my arms out.

How did you cheat death?

 

[COR 2000]

I am Big Brother, and BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.

*Looks around*

Wait, what?

How did you escape my line of sight?

 

[terribleyetfun]

I saw her, talked to her she kicked me in the nuts and I knew I was in love

how did you find Australia on a map?

 

[Ren3004]

I do, I just say I don't because hating a popular game makes me look edgy and makes other people wonder if the game is that good.



How can you say edgy without fear of a lawsuit?

 

[Disaster Button]

Say it in a really high pitched voice, trust me everything is funnier in high pitched voices.

How can you lick the centre of a lollipop without licking/eating your way to the centre.

 

[Ren3004]

By cutting your way to the center with a knife.



How can you fill my dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!!!?

 

[Disaster Button]

*shudder* By shoving glowsticks into it.

How can you wash your brain without removing it?

 

[Ren3004]

Just pour water into your nose.


How can you make such a good pie?

 

[Azraellod]

I filled it with the organs of human children. Cannibalism is underrated.

How did you react upon finding out the ingredients I use in pies?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By puking then eating some more.

How did you make your arse a computer?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

With a lot of glue

How did you bring democracy to the world?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It's just an illusion brought on by you being so short.

How did you finish Paradise Lost in an hour?

 

[Azraellod]

I payed a witch doctor to bring me back from the dead if I died within a year.
Now that's quality life insurance.

How did you escape my trap?