How did you do that?

[Teh_Doomage]

By contacting my local Congressman.

How did you know necromancy?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I learned about it, how to fight it and it's moral issues in the Arcane University.

How did you forget that I went to the Arcane University?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I was to bus getting in by just killing people without the slightest use of magic

how did you actually take the time to learn magic when you could just hack your way through quests?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am a patient man.

How did you forget my epic patience?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Because you never mentioned it before.

How did you not mention that you knew magics?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did. You weren't here the many times I mentioned it.

How did you dodge my spell?

 

[Neonbob]

I jumped out of the way at the last second.

How did you shoot me while I was behind a wall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

This new ammo kicks ass.

How did you change the ammo we are issued with to green peas?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

A giant magnet, the Green Giant took care of the rest.

How did you manage to kill the Green Giant?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a gun and mad skills.

How did you decapitate that beetle?

 

[Neonbob]

A sword. Yeah, it was overkill.
But it was sweeeet.

How did you make the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my Most Annoying Sound in the World Grenades! (Patent Pending)

How did you make Keanu Reeves change his facial expression?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched him really hard.

How did you make yourself bulletproof?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I went to his house and lit up my incinerator

how did you get someone to x-mas-tize your avatar?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I was living in a cave

how are you still communist?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By saying "I'm a commie" while being Capitalist.

How did you beat the crap out of Stalin in 1994?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I found his grave and rigged it with C4.

How did you know Stalin's favorite food commie?