How did you do that?

[therealsomeguy]

With the TEAMAKER 90'000'000'000 patent pending

How did you avoid frostbite?

 

[Ren3004]

I stayed inside.


How did you make a computer that doesn't crash?

 

[Nouw]

I went to the future and got the formula.

How did you sue Blizzard and succeed?

 

[War Penguin]

I sued them for taking my life with Wow (Not bashing).

How did you find the end of Pi?

 

[CounterAttack]

1) I told an artificial intelligence to calculate it to the last digit and succeed. It's 7.
2) I read it. The end is I.

How did you program that artificial intelligence?

 

[War Penguin]

With the help of Skynet... Uh oh.

How did you learn binary?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I am secretly a transformer

How did you dodge my Flying Razor Panda of Nasty Painful Death (patent pending)?

 

[Neonbob]

I wasn't paying attention.

How did you get over a migrane in a day?

 

[Ren3004]

I smashed my head against the wall.


Repeatedly.


How did you survive death?

 

[War Penguin]

Because I AM DEATH.

How did you get a virus?
++++++==fjkfhsado 7&^%%% ah88hf7wy 7ts&tropw7y
[virus talk]

 

[Neonbob]

I trusted you for one download. And LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

How did you convert a Nun?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I shot her with my vaporization gun. She converted to a gaseous state.
[sup]You didn't say what I converted her into.[/sup]

How did you get all of that peanut butter?

 

[sln333]

By sucking it out of a peanut-butter cup.

How did you fall off a cliff and survive?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Internet

How did you make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By heavily modifying my YT-1300 freighter ship.

How did you get that knife stuck in your scalp?

 

[Keepitclean]

Oh you know just shaving my forhead.

How did you manage to catch 'em all?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cheat codes.

How did you become a wrathchild?

 

[Keepitclean]

I ate my greens

How did you break the slide on the playground?

 

[Neonbob]

I stomped on it until there were dents everywhere.

How did you colonize an underwater mountain?