How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I cheated and used magic.

How did you tie my socks in a knot while I was still wearing them?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I actually tied your feet together after I tazered you...

How did my dog kill the death star?

 

[TheStickman]

He shot the exhaust port.

How did my desk fly into space?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a few thousand rockets.

How did you lose a football five times?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

By sucking on purpose of course

How did you crash your car into a boat in the middle of the ocean?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I activated the flying car cheat, and turned it off when i got near the luxury yacht

how would you bypass me leaving this space blank

 

[Neonbob]

I ignored your blank space and answered the way I wanted to.

How did you end the last game?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

By nuking Australia! I told em I wasn't playing around!

How did you get 99999999.9999 kills on hardcore search and destroy?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

glitched and got 500 tactical nukes and used them all at once

thiers nothing here fill in the blanks

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I am going to answer my self since you put nothing.

I got my power level to, OVER 9000!

How did you kill the nuns?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

told them the glowing man cannon would take them to heaven

how did you brainwash the president

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I took his soul to the shadow realms! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How did you survive my terrible Yugioh pun?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I imagined that you were quoting Inuyasha

how did you not cry when you watched titanic

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was on pot and it looked like a giant squid was fighting Godzilla

How did get the +60 staff of penetration?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I sharpened the end of a regular staff so that it was that sharp

how do you not die when you shoot yourself in the head

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Easy, you see, I have pills and some of the side effects include: head aches, stomach aches, nausea, vomiting, blindness, diarrhea, DEATH! but I have pills to cure the death so Im ok.

How did You destroy the eye of Sauron?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots and lots of pepper.

How did you ghost whip your ride?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I challenged it to a staring contest and I won

how did you breath fire and not burn your mouth

 

[j1-2themax]

I do, it's just so burnt most of the nerve cells that feel pain are dead.

How did you get that cat out of that tree?

 

[Sleekgiant]

with the gravity gun

How did you escape alcatraz