How did you do that?

[j1-2themax]

It's those godforsaken cockroaches.

How did you get the doomsday machine to work?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hit it until it started working.

How did you get banned from an entire continent?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I was winning a bet.

How did you get impaled by a matchbox car and die from burns?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I didn't I preached of it to someone else while sticking to my own religion

how did your question make any sense

 

[Code Monkey]

WITH SCIENCE no.

I bribed the dictionary to change the english language.

How did you duplicate matter?

 

[j1-2themax]

Ctrl-C Ctrl-V on God's Keyboard.

How did you get your grubby little hands on God's Keyboard?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im a member of the right religion

How did I get rid of the trolls without moderator assistance?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Burning rods of fury.

How did you take that in the wrong way?

 

[Neonbob]

I only read it once.
YOU PERV.

How did you dodge the flying air conditioner?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I flew left instead of forward.

how did you get the nukes that u used on the whales

 

[Neonbob]

I stole them from Russia.

How did you get the worst ringtone in the world?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you sent it to me

how did you find the ringtone that you sent me

 

[Neonbob]

You played it for me. SEVEN TIMES.

How did you give golden eggs to the poor?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I stole from King Midas royal farm house.

where did you get that ancient book of Grimm brothers stories

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I had to cut my way through forests, travel deserts, climb up a mountain, and prove myself to the Ting-Wong monks to get that book.

How did you use your wonder twin powers?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I turned into a tiger and kill a gazelle

how did you use your Latern Corps ring

 

[Emphasis]

I gave it to my lover

How did you jump from such a great height?

 

[Neonbob]

I overcame great fear.
By being an entertaining thing online.

How did you fall into the pit?

 

[Emphasis]

I wasnt paying attention

How did you delete posts that you write?

 

[Neonbob]

I got in contact with a mod.

How did you go places?