How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

With a hammer.


How did you conquer the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a bunch of idiots as cannon fodder.

How did you locate my lost dog?

 

[Timotei]

I didn't. I ATE him!

How did you survive the opening of the Ark of the Covenant?

 

[Ren3004]

I kept my eyes shut.

How did you survive a nuke?

 

[Timotei]

I was the one dropping it.

How did you survive the WTF Bomb?

 

[Ren3004]

WTF?

How did you get away with murder?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot all the people who thought about prosecuting me.

How did you limit your feedback?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Filters.

How did you become a filter?

 

[Zedzero]

Because I'm a transformer.

How did you beat up The Hulk?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You were absent for a while. I did not know anything about you.

How did you go missing?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn't want to be found.


How did you find me?

 

[Zedzero]

Holmes.

How did you get nailed to that there cross?

 

[Ren3004]

I pissed off some locals.

How did you get me down?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked your legs out from under you.

How did you get people to stop hating you?

 

[Ren3004]

I bought everyone a drink.

How did you get people to stop fighting over that drink?

 

[CounterAttack]

I drank it and walked out of the bar.

How did you design and create an artificial intelligence?

 

[Neonbob]

I put my brother's brain in a jar and connected it to a computer.
Then I left it alone.

How did you make a car from marshmallows?

 

[Ren3004]

A lot of patience.

How did you make a good meme?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. That's the horrible thing about it...

How did you combine three bad things into something good?