How did you do that?

[Kud]

I drink Powerthirst 3 times a day.

How did you blow up that factory?

 

[Neonbob]

Fifty pounds of C4.

How did you break a car?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I let Stevie Wonder drive

How did make an egg sandwich with no eggs?

 

[Neonbob]

I used fake eggs...god it was horrible.

How did you falsify your entire life?

 

[Ren3004]

I used a fake mustache.


How did you find out the truth?

 

[oppp7]

I used a lie detector.
How did you mine for fish?

 

[Ren3004]

They were rock fish.


How did you not die?

 

[oppp7]

I survived.
How did you give up?

 

[Ren3004]

They didn't let me give down.


How did you stand that awful, awful, joke without killing me?

 

[oppp7]

I didn't. *stab*
How did you die the 2nd time?

 

[Ren3004]

It involved chocolates and a truck.


How did you change the course of history?

 

[Neonbob]

I went back in time and killed your ancestor.

How did you make my left leg tingle?

 

[ottenni]

I gave it some sprinkles.

How did you get all the furniture on the roof?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

THIS IS THE SHIVERING ISLES!

How can this be?

 

[CounterAttack]

I entered a strange door on an island in Niben Bay.

How did you become a barbarian-mage hybrid?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Expansion packs don't have to make sense.

How can you be both a Jedi and a Sith at the same time?

 

[oppp7]

I've got split personalities.
How did you misquote the source?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad browser using auto correct.

How did you make the cookie crumble?

 

[j1-2themax]

Stick it under a heat lamp. It'll beg for mercy!

How did you get the entire crowd behind you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I entered a mech. They were literally behind me, then.

How did you eat the atmosphere?