How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I teleported...this is awkward.

How did you mess with my calculations?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I threw in some random variables.

How did you find a pebble in the Marianas Trench?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a new kind of sonar that used the screams of innocents.
It gives very high definition scans.

How did you make Saturn collapse?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I told it that it wasn't a real planet

How did you hurt my feelings

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed them. Didn't you notice?

How did you burn your name into your hair?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Micro lazers.

How did you go to the Abyssal Plain and... SLEEP?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm used to pressure. It wasn't that hard.

How did you force information into your head?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a plunger

How did you listen to that entire Celine Dion album

 

[Neonbob]

I told myself I was allowed to stab her eyes out if I did.

How did you suck your ears out?

 

[oppp7]

I used a vaccuum.
How did you divide by zero?

 

[Neonbob]

I ignored conventional math.

How did you enjoy your torture session?

 

[CounterAttack]

I was the torturer.

How did you survive the Iron Maiden?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a technique called the Iron Shirt.

How did you detail your sex life without making me hurl?

 

[slowpoke999]

By writing it on a white board(and by write I mean do nothing)

How did you do the electric boogalo?

 

[Neonbob]

I hooked myself up to a generator and hoped for the best.

How did you curve your bullet?

 

[slowpoke999]

HAX

How did you shoop da woop?

 

[j1-2themax]

With my psychic powers, of course.

How do you not have psychic powers?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I had to exchange it to learn hypnotize big daddy

How did you destroy Rapture

 

[ottenni]

With Fire. Figure that one out.

How did you bake that rock?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used my easy bake oven

How did you eat that rock