How did you do that?

[Sleekgiant]

I just rambled on and on about a product, next thing I know, BAM, commercial

How did you get banned in nine countries

 

[Neonbob]

I offended everyone...

How did you learn to slap with no hands?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Foot slap, it's the way of the future

How did you get a date with a Victoria's Secret model

 

[Neonbob]

I drugged her. And that drug gave me control of her mind!
WAHAAHAHAA!

How did you slip into a size three dress?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

It was a 30 with no zero

How did you fall into a coma

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I was actually trying to kill myself, it was by pure chance that someone was transporting a comatose person into the same hospital that I was jump off the roof of.

How did you learn the truth about the universe?

 

[ottenni]

I rolled a 20 on my knowing to much shit test.

How did you kill a mockingbird?

 

[oppp7]

I hit it with the moon (cookie for reference).
How did you eat an entire car?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a toy car. Oh, and it was yours.


How did you get it back?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed you in the stomach and retrieved it.

How did you put me in a headlock with no arms?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Well, I'm a ninja.
*Arkward silence*
Say, how did you find meaning in life?

 

[Neonbob]

I read Douglas Adams' work.

How did you make a cup out of eyes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Science.

How did you create an abomination of science/

 

[Neonbob]

I stuck a marshmallow in a test tube and heated it up.

How did you launch your own branch of a bank?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I'm a ninja
I used an Epson and printed out enough money.

How did you conquer China?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a pistol and an army of zombies.

How did you get candy for Christmas?

 

[Neonbob]

I put it on my list.

How did you put your finger in a fork?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm special.

How did you forget how special I was?
[sup]Puts on bicycle hat and starts to drool.[/sup]

 

[Code Monkey]

I have chronic amnesia. Bet you feel like a jerk now.

How did you glove slap the queen?

 

[oppp7]

I'm a pimp. I can slap what I want.
How did you teleport?