How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's my special power. You were there when it developed.

How did you get away with slapping that girls bum?
[sup]You perv![/sup]

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Cause it's actually a guy and we're on the same team.

How where you able to corner me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I put you in a box

How did you create a shrink ray

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

By making really big furniture and pretending it worked

How did you lick the Sun?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Use lots and lots of sunscreen on your tongue.

How do you draw hands?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used my feet, I'm really flexible

How did you bankrupt McDonalds

 

[CounterAttack]

I found out their super-secret trade secrets, and blackmailed them for a hundred trillion dollars.

How did you discover the eleven amulets of power?
Eleven? That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I found them in my mailbox. Probably a mistake.

How did you find life on other planets?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I claimed to have millions of copies of Duke Nukem Forever

How did you quite your (literal) monkey spanking habit?

 

[oppp7]

Discipline...also no more hands.
How did you turn into a blob?

 

[Neonbob]

Fucking mad scientist...

How did you teleport your ass to hell?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I was sitting on the hell-portal toilet and accidentally hit the flush button.

How did you manage to eat all those 78 cakes?!

 

[Neonbob]

I spread the eating out over a few days.
What? I can be reasonable!

How did you go into the sky?

 

[GrinningManiac]

I used the rocket from Toy Story

How did you shoot that guy without waking up the ninjas?

 

[CounterAttack]

I didn't. It just looks like a bullet wound. Such is the skill of the master assassin.

How did you learn the can-can in 30 seconds?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a great teacher.

How did you put a whore on the moon?

 

[CounterAttack]

I cooked a meatshroom for her in China. =D

How did you write the best Crash Bandicoot game ever?

 

[Neonbob]

I took some LSD, and BOOM!
Great story.

How did you get people to remove their heads from their asses?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With brute force

How did you turn steak into potatoes then into awesome

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Alchemy.

How did you turn water into blood?