How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I used a borrowed helicopter. <_<

How did you rip my book in half?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I had a cute girl to dance with.

How did you become such an idiot?
[sup]Not you. My dad.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Fucking headbutting a wall for hours on end will do that to you.

How did you ruin a nice date?

 

[CounterAttack]

With skill, practice and a barrel full of soup.

How did you win American Idol?
[sub]Not that hard, really.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

I shot all the other contestants in the face.

How did you ruin my evening?

 

[Neonbob]

The price is right RULES.

How did you lactate?!

 

[CounterAttack]

My network of spies includes your pet cat. She tells me everything.

How did you compromise my spy network?

 

[Neonbob]

Your shirt is all wet.

How did you let yourself be mindfucked?

 

[CounterAttack]

By posting after you.

How did you sneak attack for 10x damage?

 

[Galad]

By being an epic level rogue
(iirc the lvl 20ish rogues get sneak attack 10x automatically, and from then on they can increase it with feats)

How did you find out about table top roleplaying?

 

[Neonbob]

I listened to a bunch of real geeks for an hour.

How did you loose your feet?

 

[Code Monkey]

I don't get it, they were here just a second ago!

How did you learn Russian?

 

[Neonbob]

Hypnosis is a wonderful thing.

How did you feed yourself with tentacles?