How did you do that?

[Tiny116]

Sat my ass down in front of a PC

How did you make the wall of china fall?

 

[darth jacen]

I ran into it... I'm big boned DAMN IT!!

How did you beat the unbeatable game?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I hit it until it died.

How did you burn 100 calories in only 3 seconds?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I set a fat guy on fire

How did you not get offended by that?

 

[darth jacen]

I'm not fat

How did you catch the gingerbread man?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I'm not fat.

EDIT: Ninja'd, but my answer still works.

How did you find the invisible man?

 

[Queen Michael]

I didn't cuz he's invisible. Duh!

How did you get Bruce Springsteen's autograph?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I've been friends with him for a while before he was famous.

How did you kill that which had no life?

 

[LeonLethality]

By hitting it with a hammer

how did you blow up the sun?

 

[Queen Michael]

Technically, the sun is an explosion, so it took care of itself.

How did you capture the panda?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I used a cunningly designed trap built with wood.

How did you get moon rock without going to the moon?

 

[darth jacen]

Ebay is a wonderful thing

How did you beat that chinchilla to death?

 

[The Infinite]

With my titanium spork.

How did you get that pencil stuck in your ear?

 

[darth jacen]

The Joker missed my eye...

How did you make a toilet out of chocolate?

 

[Queen Michael]

By practicing.
How did you find the hidden treasure of Sierra Leone?

 

[LeonLethality]

Metal detector

How did you make a snowman that big?

 

[Tiny116]

With a truck and a giant chimp imported from Black&White

How did you resist the money?

 

[darth jacen]

I didn... I mean will power

How did you watch tv?

 

[Queen Michael]

With my eyes.

How did you manage to play hooky and not get caught?

 

[The Infinite]

I made a clone of myself.

How did you cut that guys head of while keeping him alive?