How did you do that?

[Tiny116]

Heart bypass is a mircle

How did you eat the head?

 

[LeonLethality]

Good ol' fork and knife

How did you break the clock?

 

[darth jacen]

with a light-saber

How did you defeat revan?

 

[LordMoose]

Fool him with trickery, or in a females case an attractive dance, and then punch him in the throat.

What do you do as a writer?

 

[axle 19]

I wrote a complicated series of fantasy novels set in a paradoxical multiverse.
Everyone has tits and is on fire.

How did you stop the grammar fail?

 

[Neonbob]

With a mace. And an eraser.

How did you rename your liver?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Deed poll.

How did you remove the chinese finger trap from your privates?

 

[brtshstel]

It's electronically enhanced and even has a USB port. I was able to hack onto the BIOS.

How did you solve the mysteries of cold fusion?

 

[LordMoose]

$30 down in Chinatown, there they call it a 'third arm lock'

How on earth did you get your hair to stay up like that?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of hair gel. And a little bit of electricity. It's surprisingly good at keeping your hair up.

How did you get a refill from that stingy bastard?

 

[axle 19]

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
He acquiesced to my refill.

How did you steal ten million dollars.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I made hundreds of paper airplanes with them and flew them out the window when no one was watching.

How the hell did you colonize the SUN ?

 

[The Infinite]

I froze a section within it. It's bloody cold in there.

How did you make Pluto into a living planet?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a gravity beam to pull it in next to the Earth, and then pumped gases onto it, supplying it with an atmosphere. Then I added lots of trees.
That solves lots of things.

How did you make a can opener out of coconuts?

 

[Tiny116]

It was a long and complicated process that involved radiation and quantum mechanics

How did you see the future?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a time tunnel in the backyard. It's incredibly useful.

How did you avoid all contact with people?

 

[The Infinite]

I live in a bubble!

How did you lose the car?

 

[LeonLethality]

Epic battles with thieves can lead to bad things

How did you burn that orphanage?

 

[Neonbob]

Well...I did use napalm, you know.

How did you fill a clock with porn?

 

[The Infinite]

It doubles as a USB and digital picture frame!

How did you exorcise that potato?