How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I had a two way ticket...
I hired an awesome director.

How did you forget that last hour of your life?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Booze. Lots of it.

How was that Chateau Romani?

 

[oppp7]

Great! The cats loved it!

How did you cure cancer?

 

[Neonbob]

Massive radiation treatments.

How did you make the light so much brighter?

 

[oppp7]

I set everything on fire.

How did you help me?

 

[axle 19]

I put you in a straight jacket.

How did you outrun a car on foot?

 

[Scde2]

It was the first car ever made.

How did you end an empire?

 

[oppp7]

By destroying the entire world.

 

[Neonbob]

Easy. I let you leave a white space.

How did you sleep for three hours?

 

[twaddle]

easy i watched an episode of hannah montana and was so disturbed that i couldn't sleep untill 3:00

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[axle 19]

It's...........1006
A cookie if you can figure it out.

How did you defeat godzilla with your bare hands?

 

[darth jacen]

I have really big hands and he has a weak neck

How did you out smart the Bond villian's "perfect" plot?

 

[axle 19]

I figured out the obvious clues and the location of their secret base.

How did you untwist M. Night Shymalan's movie plots?

 

[oppp7]

I cut them apart and reassembled them.
How did you find my scissors?

 

[Tiny116]

I pulled them out of your Chest wound

How did you catch jack the ripper?

 

[oppp7]

With a box.

How did you catch Jack Frost?

 

[darth jacen]

I nipped at his nose

How did you reveal the secret before it was conceived?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a time traveling mind reader of awesome.

How did you slip your chains?

 

[axle 19]

Lots and lots of lubricant.
I feel all slippery now.

How did you survive your swim in the volcano?

 

[Neonbob]

I developed an immunity to the searing heat of lava.

How did you halt progress of mankind?