How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I released a movie and videogame based on the book twilight.
............ O Wait that's right it all ready happened.

How did you put an end to twilight?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot Meyer in the head. Seven times.
With a .50 cal.

How did you stand by while I was busy with the fire?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I was in the damn burning building.

How did you defeat Final Fantasy III's final boss with all your characters at level one and as freelancers with their job levels at one?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a kill code.

How did you learn to love your own fingers?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I watched a self-help video.

How did you rape the Queen of England?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked her out and had my way with her for hours.

How did you find your way through a blizzard?

 

[darth jacen]

Radar

How did you sink my battle ship?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a cruise missile.
With a nuke onboard.

How did you split your signal?

 

[axle 19]

With my handy signal splitter.

How did you survive the nuke?

 

[Neonbob]

I was in my bunker when it went off.

How did you combine three people into one?

 

[axle 19]

I threw them into a car compactor.
You didn't say they had to live through it.

How did you benchpress a car?

 

[darth jacen]

With my muscles

How did you eat a laptop?

 

[axle 19]

I shrank it down to a bitesized piece.
It tasted like an old cookie.

How did you destroy the multiverse?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a few million meganukes.

How did you collapse into a hole?

 

[darth jacen]

Dehydration is a *****

How did you escape the rabbit hole?

 

[LeonLethality]

I beat the crap out of the rabbit until he gave me the key.

How did you run over 5 pedestrians without noticing.

 

[Neonbob]

I was driving a monster truck. You can't feel anything smaller than a car in those.

How did you give yourself a strong psychosis?

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I listened to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhWc2yzlGtk] while inhaling nitrous oxide.

How did you know where the whales were when you nuked them?

 

[The Warden]

My Spidey Senses.

How did you manage to fight off Arnold Schwarzenegger while kicking the Cookie Monster and eat 50 Hot Wings at once?

 

[axle 19]

I asked Neonbob.

Damn ninjas
I'm good at multitasking and Arnold is getting old.

How did you kill all the members of save the whales?