How did you do that?

[Sleekgiant]

I called for a hottiegram and kidnapped her

How did you make it out of the mosh pit untouched

 

[Neonbob]

I killed everyone around me.
That makes so many things easier.

How did you get away from an evil cat?

 

[darth jacen]

I ran like hell the other way

How did you translate the alien language?

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked into their brains and took the information I needed.

How did you get all the videos onto a flash drive?

 

[axle 19]

I compress them into a singularity.

How did you outsmart death?

 

[Neonbob]

I played him in a game of chance. And I cheated.

How did you get warm while in tons of snow?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

It was yellow snow.

How did you make a helicopter with a gram of styrofoam?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Magic and lot's of patience.

How did you make everything metal?

 

[Neonbob]

I put them in a pool of lead. Easy.

How did you lower the standards of living?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

Cavemen invaded the world.

How did you post a picture on a forum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Codes.

How did you become Dr. Hax IRL?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I read the enclosed instruction book.

how did you form babby?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My cells merged until organs and eventually an organism was made... you know... cell>tissue>organ>organs system...

How did you get me to speak about Biology?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I asked about babbys being formed.

How did you know all that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I like biology.

How did you want to ask me of all people about making babies?

 

[supz]

because u is a girl

how would u kill a giant taco monster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With fire.

How could you ever think I was a pretty girl?
[sup]Remember: this is the internet...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Y'damn avatar is misleading as hell!

How did you get into my exclusive club?

 

[Snarky Username]

I used a fake id.

How did you defeat Lady GaGa

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed her in the eye.

How did you urinate in a field?