A friend of mine showed me zero punctuation (Oh those were back in the early days) after I'd shown him some funny reviews from another British critic called TheDevilsJoker (Look him up) on youtube. The way I found out about him was when I was looking up a summary of halo on youtube. The reason I was looking that up was because I was writing spoof back then and I wanted to do a song summarising halo to the tune of American pie. How did I find out about american pie (I'd heard the song many times before but just didn't know its name) I was waaaaay into wierd Al back then and one of his songs the saga begins spoofed American Pie from a star wars angle. How did I become a fan of wierd al, I had seen a video of Fat on a tele. How was I watching that, my grandma was celebrating her birthday at this restaurant and they had a tv on the wall which at the time was playing the video. So it's either at this point I stop and thank my grandmother or I go back even further to world war 2 because the restaurant was a Returned servicemens league club in their area. How did ww2 start the Germans invaded Poland. Why did they invade because mean old Hitler didn't like them (My grandfather's Polish and was in Poland at the time, for years he worked slave-like conditions on a forced labour farm under Nazi rule until American soldiers came and rescued them all which is why among other things I love Americans and hate Nazis). I guess I could go back even further but I don't know what sparked Hitlers hate, even if i did I still don't know his complete ancestry.