How do we kill superman?

[Lord George]

Prove to him that he is a fictional entity and cannot logically exist.

 

[Kinguendo]

Dr. Manhattan steps in and takes care of it. next question. how do we kill the good doctor?

Another Doctor would have to do it... DOCTOR STRANGE!

 

[Pyre00]

Fire.

 

[Archemetis]

Prove to him that he is a fictional entity and cannot logically exist.

So... We'd McFly him?

 

[FalloutJack]

Prove to him that he is a fictional entity and cannot logically exist.

I never thought about it that way.

*Puff of logic*

 

[DrDeath3191]

I don't know... Silver Bullet?

No, that isn't it...

How about we drive a wooden stake through his heart?

Not quite it... I'll get it eventually.

 

[HT_Black]

Shoot him with a kryptonite bullet and make sure Batman isn't around to perform surgery...which he has...

 

[Mavand]

Plasma would disintegrate him instantly!

 

[Artemis923]

Didn't Doomsday already do that?

I hate Superman, and seeing him get his ass beat was one of the most satisfying things I've ever read in any comic.

 

[G1eet]

Didn't Doomsday already do that?

I hate Superman, and seeing him get his ass beat was one of the most satisfying things I've ever read in any comic.

This.
He was good in whatever comic fanboys call the "Golden Age", but he's way too overpowered , even by today's standards, when people say Wolverine can "withstand anything, dude" ...except the occasional drowning. I mean, if his skeleton is coated with metal, don't you think he'd be a little less dense than water?

 

[Blanks]

kick 'em in the balls

 

[Resistance205]

Didn't Superman almost die in Superman Returns or something? You know, the whole Island of Kryptonite thing?

 

[Omikron009]

Go back in time and not create him in the first place. Superman is, in my opinion, the dumbest, least creative superhero if all time. "I can do anything and never be killed, except by this one element which only occurs naturally on my homeworld halfway across the fucking galaxy yet somehow made its way in large quantities to earth." I hate superman.

 

[VitalSigns]

Ok Gentlemen how do we kill super man wahahaha

...? wahahahaha?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Gentlemen. It has come to our attention that we have no idea how to kill Superman.

That's obvious, we hit him with the US Army! Or the US Army armed with Kryptonite bullets. Or something else involving really expensive US Army stuff.

No, it is too dangerous. We should remain silent and allow the poster to be buried under the weight of his own foolish discussions.

Marry me.

 

[Hitman 43]

Ok Gentlemen how do we kill super man wahahaha

You do know that he doesn't actually exist right?

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Somebody should kill that do-gooder so nobody makes another crappy game about him.

 

[bad rider]

Use chuck norris, duh.

 

[Wini]

Stab him with a knife that is coated with kryptonite while he is asleep