How do you answer the phone?

[Agent Larkin]

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

You know, I didn't expect to Go Gonzo by getting the crap kicked out of me by The Doctor, Captain Jack and Mr Blobby. But in terms of unique epic awesome I guess I can't complain. Just be gentle.

too late, the hedgehog has the cake dood...

you can have a pickle though *gives pickle*

I just realised how to end this using the power of my Avatar.
Gibbs head slaps Sky,Geek and Revelo.

Looks more like Sarek to me.

Dont make me get the Doctor in here.

while we're at it, we might a well get John Barrowman and Mr Blobby, might as well have an army while your fighting a darlek with an ipod

You asked and I

Spoiler: DELIVER

wait there' one more for our army!

Spoiler

now we will triumph!

Well no one ever gets what they want.

Now might I gress. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE CAAAAAAKE!

AND SPACE?TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Since I have caller ID if it's someone that I know I'll be like "Yeah?" or "Hellooo". If I have just hung up the phone and the person I was just talking to calls again I'll most likely yell at them like "What do YOU want!?"

If it's someone I don't know I mute ringing (I hate that sound) and say "I don't want to talk to you." Unfortunately, they can't hear me...

 

[barryween]

I say "hello?" if it is someone i don't know/kinda know

If it is someone I do know I say "hello" in a deep voice or like "Hallo...?"

 

[Mr. Peligro]

if my girlfriend answers, I usually answer with an injoke of ours,
if it's a friend of mine, it's evil & humourous("Michael Jackson's dead, holy fucking shit, I still don't care")
anybody else(family, colleges, jobs) It's pretty much just a basic hello.

 

[alen456645]

usually "IM GONNA SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT!" that way i can get back to playing my video games faster.

 

[DarkMessiah]

Usually "hello?"
Or If I've been woken up and the caller ID is a mate: "Wha'fu'...? Dude i's like, midday, fuck off."

 

[smithy1234]

Umm.. Hello? Who is this?

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

I normally just say "hello" but if I know who it is I'll often say "hey" or "alright mate".

 

[A random person]

Just a boring hello or sometimes "lol" from Arby 'n' the Chief.

 

[CaptainCalvin]

If the phone rings i pause, do a kung-fu flip over the couch and go over to check the caller ID. I rarely answer it so if it's someone we know i'll yell for my sister or dad to get it.

Ok, i don't really do a full kung-fu flip but i do a pretty high mantle, sort of, thing...

 

[ddon]

how much blood do you have in your head?

 

[Martyn106]

I answer the phone to my friends with " Hi you've reached MARTYN, he is currently unavailable right now, please hold while we connect you to BOB"

 

[MaraN88]

I work at a callcenter so it's usually "Hi my name is ____ how can I help you?" or when my boss isn't around "Did you want to order something" "No?" "You'll get help in just a secound" then connect them somewhere els *Evil smiley*

 

[GoldenRaz]

"Y'ello"

This, but I make mine a teensy bit more personal by saying "Y'ello, it's [my name]."

Unless it's on my mobile phone, then I'll answer something like "Yup/Y'ello, what's up?"

 

[DARKLARK]

i usually say jello and if the person finishes it by responding with pudding i love them forever

 

[cinigum]

i just set the erectial dysfunction one as my voicemail!! this is what i said.
"you have reached the erectal disfuction helpline, unfortunatly all our operators are busy so please leave a message after the beep and we will get back to you."

 

[Ace of Spades]

Hola señor! Cómo puedo ayudarte?

 

[Swaki]

"you've called *name of the place i work* your speaking whit saki how may i help you", no one ever calls me, except for my granma, but i dont answer the phone.