How Do You Assassinate?

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IceStar100

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Anything that can be triggered long after I left.

Oh who loosened that bolt to the ciling lamp. That kind of stuff.
 

Merkavar

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obviously depends on what i have avaliable but either big booms or super stealth.

either using a grenade launcher/rocket launcher and blow the guy into the sky and into another country

or sneak past the guards and snipe him all stealth like.
 

Catchy Slogan

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Liquid Ocelot said:
I personally love the 'up-close and personal' approach, specifically that of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Hell, even if I don't want to do it (or can't without being detected) I can just get one of my trainees to leap into the fray for me.
Or you could use the crossbow. That became one of favourite weapons of all time. "Hey! You're not suppos- ACK!"

It only took us 3 games to get the damn thing considering it's the first weapon you ever see in Assassin's Creed.
 

The Funslinger

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SamuelT said:
oplinger said:
I bite him. ...Hard.

..What? Biting can be very effective...
Well yeah, against Ghost-types, but apart from that...
I see what you did there!

Poison tipped nail through the handle of a rake. He treads on the rake, it flicks up and he gets a poison nail in the face.
 

LordGarbageMan

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I like the little gta blurb, and that's what I go for when I can. Blunt force trauma ftw. Oh yeah If I dont kill them then I'll get out and finish my victims.
 

JokerCrowe

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I just LOve the Sniper Rifle. And I'm pretty good at using it, so I usually kill with a headshot from the other side of the map. (Except in Halo, I just can't seem to work the sniper there ;_;)
 

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Jump from Chest-high-wall to Chest-high-wall, killing all of his guards, until i finally reach his hideout. I will then listen to him talk for five minutes, until he runs off to his overpowered helicopter, then he will then begin to shoot missiles after me.

When im almost dead, my buddy will jump out from nowhere, say a quick joke, and then fire a missile from his bazooka. The missile will hit the helicopter and kill the bad guy (until the sequel), my buddy will then carry me ten meters, so i can be picked up by a helicopter, and twenty armored guards.

I will do this like five times, and then the world is saved.
 

badgersprite

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I like to snipe from afar with arrows or a gun or even a laser, or sneak in unseen to where they sleep and introduce them to Mr. Stabby without ever being noticed by anyone, and any guards who happened to get in my way are taking permanent naps outside.
 

nuba km

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stalk them day and night learn their behaviour and when they are most vulnerable MALLET TO THE FACE!!! and then i run away not to be seen again till I find my next victim.
 

Sun Flash

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Either from afar with the sniper rifle, super sneaky likes, or up close and personal, AssCreed Stylee.

Honourable Mention: Halo Reach's assassinations are awesome, I love screenshotting the memories

*wistful tear*
 

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DkLnBr said:
The most over the top way possible. LMGs, explosions, helicopters with miniguns, more explosions, bigger guns, maybe even some artillery.
When in doubt, use everything at once. Preferably while riding on a tiger.
 

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Quazimofo said:
dastardly said:
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Yeah, pretty interesting effects when you sever the corpus callosum. Since language is primarily (but not completely) controlled in the left hemisphere, it can lead to some weird conflicts in a person's actions.

I recall reading about an experiment where they had a person with a severed corpus c., and they handed them a knife in their right hand (left brain), and showed a picture of a spoon to their left eye (right brain). They they asked the person to say (left brain) what the object was... and the person would say "Knife."

But the right half of the brain disagreed. Unable to speak, it resorted to shaking the head. To this, the left half of the brain wondered aloud, "Why am I shaking my head?"
thats pretty crazy, and i think it would get kind of annoying. like what if one side developed a phobia of spiders and spied one out of the corner of it's eye while the other half was trying to do something like play starcraft or build a model ship in a bottle or something? but i guess it could also work to your advantage, being only able to see through one eye so what you might not have spotted with a larger field of view, you could see with the narrowed field of only one eye. which begs a further question, do the eyes operate independently, like can they look in completely opposite directions?
It's only the information that's getting split between the two hemispheres. Both eyes still see just fine, but the info goes to different places. The muscles controlling the eyes still function together, though, as a unit (it's how we focus).
 

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LewsTherin said:
Break into their home and await their arrival, hiding out of sight. With a touch, paralyze them magically, them explain to them why I have come before silencing them. My oblivion thief was a classy gent.
You were totally giving a speech to your computer screen while standing above their corpse, weren't you?
 

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Dygen Entreri said:
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i like to strike when they least accept it, preferable when i'm close by, they are looking right at me but have no idea i'm there.
So you're an Elite with Active Cameo? ;)
i have no idea what that means so i'll just agree
 

Soviet Steve

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Whichever generates the least attention.

Hit & Run if possible, or push them down stairs/over the railing or somesuch. Nothing overly fancy.
 

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Fetzenfisch said:
LegendaryGamer0 said:
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LegendaryGamer0 said:
If possible, a duel.

I will not kill a man like a *****.

It costs nothing to show him respect in his final moments.
Might cost you your life, but if you don't like to live, go on fight fair.
I am confident in my abilities. I just do not want to just kill a man in such a dishonorable way.
Honor is weakness.
Assassination never is honorable. Its buisness.
Yet I treat them with honor in their final moments.

Honor Before Reason.
 

psivamp

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GrizzlerBorno said:
My response to you and everyone else saying "sniper rifle" in this thread:

"See that's the problem with warfare today. When you kill your enemies, you wanna look them in the eye so they know that YOUR the one who killed them!......plus it give you the opportunity to deliver some really zippy one liners!
My partner/boss can deliver the one-liners like, "Say, that's a nice hat." Then I shoot the guy in the hat.
 

Geekosaurus

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I stalk and dispatch my enemy when he is out of sight from all others. Hopefully they wont find the body until I complete the level because then I get more cookies.
 

Dedtoo

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Using my strongest armor and biggest weapons and taking the shortest route.
Or sometimes i convince someone else to do it.
Either that or artillery.