How Do You Assassinate?

[Capcom4ever]

First I like to get to know the guy, win a speech challenge or two so that he likes me and considers me a friend. Then he invites me to a private area, I whack him in the face with a crowbar.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Silenced sniper rifle from the cliffs in the distance.

I woul use this, but i would hire another person to distract the target so he does'nt see the sheen of my scope

 

[The Harkinator]

Scout the area out with binoculars and get a friend to make a distraction to draw the target out. Then go for the headshot with a very accurate rifle. Get into my aircraft carrier and leave. Also the aircraft carrier will bomb the area to rub it in.

 

[Dygen Entreri]

I like popping out of the haystack in AC:2 and getting the guard with my dual blades. Freaking awesome!

 

[glyphseeker]

take the pin out of a granawd and hand it to the enemy and yelling "Happy Birthday" whilst i run my fat ass away

 

[pendragon177]

I prefer not being seen.

Spoiler: Whether I kill from a distance or from behind.

I approve of both methods.

 

[EinTheCorgi]

Stuff some C4 in his/her daughters stuffed animal, then whrn they go to give her a kiss...BOOM!

don't worry the girl will be fine...shes a child and there for is invincible.

 

[Malyc]

The classic sniper rifle. Never fails....

Unless you miss...

 

[Malyc]

Sneak into his crawl-space and drop and minator head on him

DAMN YOU DARK BROTHERHOOD!!!

Spoiler

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME KILL THE BLACK HAND???

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I place a small C4 bomb on a cable that holds a chandelier in place and after one of my targets is assassinated by his coworker with a real gun that I switched from a fake, the other target begins to run to my first and I blow up the bomb killing him by crushing him with the chandelier.

Loved that level in hitman

On topic

Slowly tailing them through the scope of sniper rifle waiting for the perfect shot
or
Jumping out from under a cardboard box and breaking their neck

 

[Naheal]

If possible, I use mines, poison, or their own computer systems. If not possible, I'll use a knife (if it's easy to get close) or a sniper rifle/bow (setting dependent).

 

[imnot]

Nukes, really discrete

 

[kebab4you]

Stalk them out, find a spot where they are alone, set a trap there for the next time the NPC comes around and get him. Like my assassinations the sneaky way.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'm a rogue. I do it from behind.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Henchmen..

Very simple people take orders easily and carry out your dirty work without even getting the smallest bit of guilt on your over-sized ego..

 

[bobtail123]

Either in some awesome 1 on 1 boss fight thing or sneakily so nobody else notices until Im already 50 miles away sipping margaritas

 

[GraveyardTricks]

My assassinations fail. So I run up to them, all guns blazing, button mashing and hoping for the best!

If I HAVE to assassinate, I usually come from above.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I'm a rogue. I do it from behind.

Dude.

Ain't no way but the back way.

 

[DonSolo]

I enjoy murdering people with 'Deadly Stillness'

 

[Bobbovski]

As sneaky like as I can. If I can I'll try to make it look like a natural death. At least if you'll end up with a better score because of it.