How do you deal with your partner's exs?

[esperandote]

I don't care for them, of coures i have it easy, the first two live in another state and she doesn't talk to the last. I'm having more trouble with guys that flirt on her.

 

[Agrael]

They'll love someone else and fuck someone else after me, too. Who gives a shit.

Kudos! Could not have said it any better..

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

I beat the crap out of them with my bare hands.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Fight them, one by one, even if they are ninjas or have mystical powers, so I can be with my girl. No real "exes" so far. Not much to ad. I just wanted to make a Scott pilgrim joke. Here's a picture of a baby goat instead:

D'AWWWW! Isn't it cute?

 

[Darzen]

as far as the police are concerned,he slit his own throat out of depression

 

[Shock and Awe]

I personally don't mind, usually makes for pretty entertaining conversation to be honest. I also have fun messing with my exes and their current partners, the girls usually think its funny, not so much the guys. XD

 

[Vlassic]

I deal with it with self-confidence and a little bit of fatalism. I am confident in myself, so I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my partner getting bored and wandering off. And I figure that me being jealous and neurotic wouldn't stop him if he wanted to stray, anyway, so why bother with those negative feelings?

Also, I don't trust guys who aren't friends with any of their exes, that seems like a bad vibe to me.

 

[FaceFaceFace]

Did anyone not first think of Scott Pilgrim when they saw this thread?

 

[YepGeddon]

Punch every single one of them. Y'know why, 'cos I'm a man's man. Yeah. In all seriousness though, not a lot. Unless they're creepy and obsessive. Then you just give them a budge in the direction of a mental asylum or My Chemical Romance concert.

 

[floppylobster]

I've never asked (in ten years) because I don't want to know. I can get very jealous so I have to ignore it. I've realised it's nothing to do with her or how I feel about her I'm just a very possessive person. I'm glad you brought it up because I'm realising it's something I should try to work on.

 

[Levitas1234]

koon-ut-kal-if-fee

(hope i'm not ninja'd)

 

[dex-dex]

Be Scott Pilgrim and defeat all of them

curses!
i was going to answer with that answer.
Scott will bring his friends kick and ass!

 

[DarkRyter]

If I had a partner of any sort, I'd like to be on good terms with any exes.

Always maximize probability for a threesome.

Always.

 

[Paksenarrion]

She once had seven.
I killed them all ruthlessly.
She is now all mine.

Is that haiku?

Why yes, yes it is. Thank you for noticing. I spent, like, 5 minutes trying to make that all fit. I wanted to put "burst into coins", but... You know, limitations and such.

"She burst into coins."
L-0-L. That's what she said!
What's this thread about?

 

[Antidrall]

I was her "x". I beat up her boyfriend and his friends.