How do you kill what's already dead?

[NuclearPenguin]

Play Friday.

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

Not zombies.

If not zombies, then what?

Vampires? They are technically dead right? (And not those glittery, gay, pissfuck Twilight vampires... ACTUAL vampires)

Good point... My bad

 

[El Poncho]

Well it's already dead so leave it be I assume.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

It's already dead. I don't have to kill it.

 

[Zaverexus]

I like the Final Fantasy solution: healing hurts the undead

 

[Fetzenfisch]

If its a Mummy, burn it. If its a Vampire, stake it , decapitate it, burn it, spread the ashes over the ocean. If its a Ghost, destroy the Item or Place it is bound to. If its a Banshee, you cant. If its a wight, crush it, smash it, grind it, mix it with cement and hope that it works. or just kill the Necromancer behind it.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Atom bomb. That is all.

 

[Aeshi]

Obliterate every atom of it from existence and then strike it's name from the News and the History Books so that it is forgotten forever.

 

[Marik Bentusi]

Make it join an army of your choice, give it a red shirt and no characterization whatsoever.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Spray it with something that will attract insects to increase insect activity in body decomposition?

 

[Technicolor]

What do you do?

You kick the everloving shit out of it, and somehow make it fucking explode from the inside out

 

[maxriderules]

What if the skeleton is the only thing left? And it's still moving?

Y'know, like in every fantasy game ever?

Then, you skip to step 3, and use a chainsaw to destroy the arms, removing any threats. Also, you could use the skull (if it still moves with no body)as an amusing puppet.

 

[Extasii]

Subject it to Rebecca Black

this

I suggest an Exterminatus.

or this

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Well if it's dead, it's dead. You see, you only wrote "How do you kill what's already dead", meaning that what's dead isn't necessarily walking around killing. So yeah, it's dead. no need to resurrect it and then kill it.

 

[wildpeaks]

"More bullets".

Think of it, there are only few things that cannot be solved with more bullets.

 

[gunrunnerjr]

frezze it, break it with large hammer,burn it, there ya go....

 

[Subbies]

Is this a trick question...?

 

[silver wolf009]

Follow it's spirit into the other realm and destroy that. That should keep even a dead thing dead for a long time.

 

[Nixzilla]

1.Chop off legs
2.Chop off Arms
3.Chop off head
4.Chop body in half
5.pile limbs in a pile
6.light pile on fire
7.vacum up dust
8.lock vacum bag up in a bank vault

Like to see it come back from that. Or you can just nuke it but thats far messier

 

[Ganthrinor]

With Fire.

Lot and lots of Fire. Hard for an ash pile to be threatening.

yeah but while its chasing you on fire there are some issues

Granted. Though, if I'm trying to kill an unspecified something that's already dead, there's already issues. Fire is just Backup Plan Alpha.

Backup Plan Beta involves the cold vacuum of space.