How do you think you're going to die?

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Spaghetti

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Stroke or Cardiac arrest brought on by stress.

But then of course every time I hear a Lady GaGa song, my life is shortened by a few years...
 

Ren3004

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Old age, I hope.

Or pushing a defenseless baby away from a zombie's path, after heroically mowing through hordes of them with dual M16's, beating a couple dozens more to dead with them when I'm out of bullets and finally throw them with pinpoint precision at another one.

I find that the latter is more likely.
 

Dap0003

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I shall accumulate awesomeness in such great quantities that i explode and all things on the
Earth shall be showered with my awesomeness. That, or by pressing the red button that says "Do Not Push".
 

Magyarman

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I like the way my cousin puts it:
I'm leaving this world the way I entered it, kicking, screaming and covered in somebody else's blood.

Why are there so many suicidal people on the escapist?
 

Aerodynamic

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Suicide is my best bet

Other then that Either from Drowning( I Cant Swim), Falling (I Cant Fly), or Car Crash (God i hate cars)
 

PUR3_GAM3R33

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an assassin's bullet too the brain once I become empoeror of the world(and the colonized moon)

but realisticly I'll go out in a blaze of epicness in a giant mecha battle where all of my team has been killed and I sacrafice myself for the greater good against the forces of evil causing an explosion so big that it creats a new constolation that has me doing an epic pose so people will remember me forever.
 

Ray De Ation

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"Come back inside, Ray! It's too dangerous! It's suicide!"
"I must do it, you fool! FOR SCIENCE!"
*KABOOM*
 

LockHeart

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I'm gonna go ahead and hope for the 'at a ripe old age, surrounded by loving family and friends' option...

*hides from the other people on thread*
 

G1eet

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A naked woman avalanche.

Oh, you mean seriously? I suppose a superhemmorhage (due to an anticoagulant prescription) from a paper cut while reading Ian Fleming novels.
 

Pegghead

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With blubbering masses by my side. 'Sides, why are there people out there who think about their death. It's not the destination it's the journey that gets you there.
 

Hydro Imp

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Probably a heart attack in about 2 years.
However I would like to go out in some sort of spectacular fashion, how about covered in flames screaming 'Flame On'
 

wilted_orchid

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My friends and I had this discussion after watching Cloverfield and they concluded that I would start to bleed from my eye, then be taken away and exploded behind a plastic screen, after being bitten by an alien, just like Marlena or whatever her name was.

Alternatively, I reckon I'll die age 79 of heart problems just like 3 of my great aunts, my great grandma, and two of my female cousins. I kid you not. 79 everytime.