How do you want to die

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Svenparty

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Drunk and High while driving with a Fine Maiden on My lap(Sex) off a very large cliff into a canyon with Dramatic music playing at the ripe old age of 100
 

Hippobatman

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MaxTheReaper said:
Chapper said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I don't want to die.
Ever.
My oh my, are you saying you have a way of cheating the inevitable, sir?

Anyway, I'd like to go with a bang, or quietly of old age if you want a serious answer.
No, but I am saying that, hypothetically, if a way to retain my youth forever/never get hurt arose, I would kill, maim, and murder (yes, kill and murder) my way to it.
My, what a charming fellow you are. And I guess, most people would do the same if given the opportunity to receive immortality. You petty mortals will never achieve something like that. Now, bow before me!

.... I really need to sleep.....
 

Kiutu

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I would want it to be me and my husband really old happening to die peacefully in our sleep. I dont want to live,e ven old, alone, and I would not want the same for him. Im a romantic though.
 

Smashking

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I'd like to do by getting AID's, then slashing my wrists and chasing people.
They would freak, BRILLIANT!
 

Pandalisk

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I Will Go Like Major "King" Kong!

Go NOO-KU-LAR COMABT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI&feature=related
 

Hippobatman

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MaxTheReaper said:
The first thing you learn in sociopath school is how to be charming.
Sadly, I skipped a lot of class.
Seems like you've established yourself as quite the individual here either way, so I guess you didn't need'em. Wish we had charming-classes in our evil school curriculum :(

Oh well, I'll just improvise like I always do!
 

ElephantGuts

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Doing something I've always wanted to do but never been able to. No, not sex.

Actually, I'd like to die as the general of an army on an 18th century battlefield, after leading my troops to victory against an overwhelmingly superior enemy force using ingenious tactics, I lead a cavalry charge around the flank of our armies as they clash in melee, have an exciting fight against the enemy cavalry, scare the enemy infantry into routing, and then having a dramatic 1 on 1 pistol-then-sword fight against the enemy general on horseback, who I mortally injure but then draws and fires a pistol into my heart as he falls off his horse.

Yes, I am already fantasizing about Empire: Total War. Sue me.
 

JonasBrothersSuck

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I'm in a metal band, so I would like being shot on stage while performing a ripping solo while the crowd cheers. (Dimebag Darrel, cough, cough)
 

RagnorakTres

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I will die on the field of honor, facing my ancient enemy with a feral smile on my face and the blood of the members of his army of evil staining my kusari-gama and my katana. As I die, the Valkyries will take me away to Valhalla and the Hall of the All-Father, where there is eternal feasting and drinking and fighting. Then, come Ragnorak, I will kill thousands upon thousands of the foul spawn of Utgard and they will come to fear my blades and fury as the Dark Angel. I will single-handedly be responsible for the survival of Midgard through Ragnorak. Mighty Thor himself will call me friend and Lord Odin will entrust me with the pup of his great wolves and the foal of Slepnir for my steed.

Cause ya know, I'm THAT awesome.