How do you want to die

[barryween]

Done many times before. Snoo Snoo I think it's called? The thing in Futurama where they were supposed to die from a lot of sex.

correct a moondo! I would like to die either
1. from snoo snoo
or 2. An epic death. Like stopping terrorists in time square. Full of bullets, I fall to the ground. The terrorist turns his back and laughs. I just manage to stand, just long enough to shot him in the back of the head. Content, I fall to the ground and drift off to the sobs of a nation.

 

[Hyoscine]

It may be cliched, but I'd like to die by breasts.

Are you allergic to tits?

Anyway, drug overdose for me. Deep, in Aokigahara [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara]. Midazolam, vodka, and Digoxin, with Sunset Rubdown on the iPod. Classy.

 

[Bob the Average]

under a pile of horny cheerleaders

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Build epic starship, fly off in search of alien empire. engage in battle. die heroically by flying my sparkle dragon into the enemy battle line. (props if you get the ZP joke)

 

[Archemetis]

Screwing my hot asian nurse at the old peoples home...
While visiting my grandparents...

 

[KenzS]

Well I'm probably going to die crashing my bike... so if I could crash anywhere it would be into the set of any reality TV show, killing the host .

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Do I have to pick one way?

Skydiving over the Norwegian fjords without a Parachute would be pretty nice up until the last few seconds.

Dying of grievous wounds on a battlefield, while cared for in my last few seconds of life by my loyal Crustacean warriors, in the aftermath of our great battle against a combined army of Ewoks, Care Bears, Pedobears, lolcats, the cast of CATS, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Soulja Boy, all the 360 gamers who think they are "hardcore", all the PC gamers who think they are "superior", all the new pokemon after the first 150, Team Rocket, Team America, ManBearPig, A Chimera, A Dragon, Eddie Murphy and Captain Jean-Luc Piccard. Which we won.

Being kicked through a skyscraper window by Jackie Chan, because at least I got to meet Jackie Chan, plus it would probably look pretty damn cool.

Imolation, but only if I could calmly shake the hand of someone in a buisness suit in the process.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

i know someone proably said it already but still

"threesome on my 100th birthday"
-roman belic

 

[Cortheya]

commanding the daedalus against a fleet of 9 wraith hive ships

 

[silentsentinel]

I want to be eaten by cannibals, then I want my remains to make them all die of indigestion.

 

[PirateKing]

Bloody, riddled with bullets, and swearing endlessly at the one(s) who did it to me.

 

[Kadamon]

Spontanteous Self Combustion

For no reason

Just be walking down the street and go up in a blaze, random deaths are awesome.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

In a gigantic firefight involving a tank, a ramp, jato rockets, and nukes.
Fly off said ramp into grand canyon through usage of jato rockets, land in nuclear stockpile, on fire, and detonate quite a bit of Colorado.

 

[santaandy]

Suffocating between the thighs of a fine woman, Golden Eye sauna scene style ^^

I agree, being sex-assinated (I'm claiming that word for copyright by the way) by a beautiful (if sadistic) Russian woman sounds hard to resist. But only if it's a fight to the death and I present a real challenge, none of that lie-there-and-take-it stuff for me.

One way or another it has to be epic. No exceptions. I can see a few scenarios:

1) The Hero - Something like saving an airplane full of disabled children and pregnant women from terrorists by taking the bomb and jumping out of the plane, only to mystically land on an assassin who's got a bead on the President's wife. You know, Jack Bauer style.

2) Awesome - Volunteering for the test flight of an experimental FTL space vehicle, only for it to malfunction horribly and kill me in some incomprehensible, unexplainable way. In the name of science.

3) Something to do with sex - Orgy of death. Hot tub orgy of death. With professional cheerleaders. From Russia (with love).

 

[Fronken]

Suffocating between the thighs of a fine woman, Golden Eye sauna scene style ^^

I agree, being sex-assinated (I'm claiming that word for copyright by the way) by a beautiful (if sadistic) Russian woman sounds hard to resist. But only if it's a fight to the death and I present a real challenge, none of that lie-there-and-take-it stuff for me.

One way or another it has to be epic. No exceptions. I can see a few scenarios:

1) The Hero - Something like saving an airplane full of disabled children and pregnant women from terrorists by taking the bomb and jumping out of the plane, only to mystically land on an assassin who's got a bead on the President's wife. You know, Jack Bauer style.

2) Awesome - Volunteering for the test flight of an experimental FTL space vehicle, only for it to malfunction horribly and kill me in some incomprehensible, unexplainable way. In the name of science.

3) Something to do with sex - Orgy of death. Hot tub orgy of death. With professional cheerleaders. From Russia (with love).

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I gotta say, i love the way you think ^^

 

[quack35]

Die in a PREPOSTEROUSLY epic shootout defending a caravan of attractive ladies from the forces of Hell.

 

[Joselyn]

Hopefully when I'm very old and have lived a very fulfilling life, and comfortably...i.e not being murdered/shot/stabbed....etc. adnausium....

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

Something kickass.
Idk,
-gunned down by an entire platoon of soldiers, complete with tanks, a few blackhawks, and an artillery cannon?

-Random explosion? Sorta like I'm just walking along, wave 'Hi' to someone, and then *poof*, i'm just red mist. Always keep em guessing...

-And finally, I would love to die by being dropped out of a military plane, in a cage fighting siberian tigers, into a volcano. As I'm being dropped, the Decemberists rock out with a song dedicated to me. The cage being dropped in, coupled with the loud music (played on the lip of the volcano, so loud it can level houses) would all cause the volcano to erupt, killing everyone on the tropical island this all takes place on. And then thirteen nukes arranged in the shape of a skull all go off underwater around the island, and a picture is taken from space to commemorate the moment.