How do you want to die?

[Bigsmith]

Should I die of something terminal, and hence know when I'm going to die I would use what money I had to travel around the country and personally thank and say good bye to every person that I'd become friends with during the course of my life. And then, I'd slip away on my death bed with my Close family and Friends around.

If it wasn't something terminal then I'd want to die in my sleep and then have a massive funeral.

On a less serious note, I'd want to die from being the first person to tear the fabric of space and time and learn to cast magic.

 

[The Geek Lord]

I'd travel to all sorts of alternate universes, and gather Yukiko, Vaan, Tidus, Cloud, Squall, Luso, Yukari, Junpei, Ken Amada, Emil Castagnier, Marta, Anise, Rikku, every fanboy and fangirl ever (yes, including my past self... urgh), pretty much almost every republican, and Platinum the Trinity from BlazBlue.

I'd take all these characters and bring them into the universe of the new DmC game or whatever they're calling it now. The pure concentrated fail and stupid would create a much bigger blag ho[footnote]Blag ho = Black hole, for those of you that don't watch The Spoony Experiment.[/footnote] than thought possible and I would take out the reboot universe before The Adventures of Dante's Emo Punktard Cousin With the Same Name can begin.

It's not a blaze of glory, it's a mass density of stupid. But I'll be doing the world a god damn favor. And you'll all look at the disappearing faces on your box covers as the stories rewrite themselves to not suck, and you'll think, "There goes a true hero."

"... There goes a Ryoma Wannabe!"

 

[Nightmare-Child]

I died when she left. Everything I have experienced since than has been conjecture.

 

[Cipher1]

Hit by a runaway semi driven by the incredible Hulk.

 

[House_Vet]

With a gun in my hand, facing Malcolm Reynolds;
Going down in a blaze of glory with the same;
Or (in reality) in the arms of my girl.

 

[SuperToaster]

While fighting Chuck Norris,

 

[franconbean]

falling down a really long way, while listening to "Bliss" by Muse.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Death during sex.

Being so amazed, enjoyed, and enthralled that I wouldn't even notice.

 

[Hijax]

I wanna die from a heart attack caused by the pure ecstasy caused by having sex with Megan fox and Angelina Jolie at the same time. Yeah.

 

[GraveeKing]

Well this is an original thread....
Nah I kid - I love these things!
Death by explosive cheese. Cover it in oil, fill it with petrol. Seal up any holes - ignite and BIG BADABOOM!!

 

[Sunrider]

With SPEED, on my motorcycle. Or from playing drums. Either is fine, as long as someone takes care of my two cats.

 

[General_Tragg]

I haven't quite worked out the details, but I'd like my last words to be: "Whoopsy doodle..." then I just have to hope that whatever it is someone survives so I can go down in legend...

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

By mind-fucking my friends and family.

'And i was Ronald Mcdonald'
*dies*

Something along those lines.
'you must find the treasure!'
*dies*

 

[retyopy]

I want to go, surrounded by friends and family, and blowing myself up. If I can't have life, those selfish bastards shouldn't have it either.

 

[Liberaliter]

I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

(That was a joke people).

Well it made me laugh. I may have to 'borrow' it.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

In my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of beer and a girls lips around my cock.

Refrencing aside: Having lived enough. Surrounded by the people I love. Having accomplished something I'm proud of.

 

[chase miller]

defending the people that i love

 

[Ross Craig]

Old age or gunshot to the head

 

[TheDarklite]

I want to die whilst riding a walrus.
Inside of a submarine.
Strapped to the back of a tank.
That is being ejected out of a plane.
That is being ejected out of a much larger plane.
That is being towed by a giant octopus.
That is being eaten by a bear.
That is being ridden by Batman.
Who is actually strapped to the side of a truck.
That is stuck inside of a giant fish tank.
Being carted around by a huge helicopter.
On the back of a spaceship.
That has not been 100% built yet.
And is inside.... a miniature bottle!!!!!!

Or if I can not have that small little thing for myself, then I truly would like to go out protecting the people I love. Even if it is just one of them.

 

[cyberbot]

sex induced heart attack