How do you want to die?

[QtheMuse]

Pay an assassin to kill myself when i turn 80.

 

[Bucky01]

a quick painless electrocution while trying to put my mind inside of a computer with internet access, don't wanna be stuck playing solitaire forever or heaven forbid, be turned off. :O

 

[Mr.Teatime]

Getting sucked into a black hole. Apparently I would be stretched apart or something like that.

 

[Galaxy Roll]

I'll just go copy pasta my last post from a thread like this...

"Testing a prototype time machine/warp engine/wormhole generator/ketchup brand that fails to work properly and explodes.

That or space dogfighting. With flag ships.

Saving Earth/the Milky Way/the Universe/all of existence would be pretty cool, too.

Better yet: ALL OF THE ABOVE COMBINED.

Crash my flag ship into the big bad, activate prototype wormhole generator, push both of us in, throw ketchup into the generator to trap us between dimensions followed by catastrophic meltdown and an explosive the size of which would've normally consumed everything ever

Yeah. That would be fine."

My opinions haven't changed

 

[^=ash=^]

Backwards and on fire.

Not sure how to get into said situation though...

xxx

 

[Vocalist94]

Eaten by sharks. Or drowning. It seems like such a peaceful death....

 

[Orange Lazarus]

Fighting a bear in fisticuffs, but only if I have the upper hand for a while, then the bear pulls something cheap, like throwing sand in my eyes or something. The people would be all like, "he totally could have beaten that bear if it didn't resort to dirty tricks like it did."
Yes, I've thought about this, and it is without a doubt the most manly death.

 

[Ammutseba]

I want to drive off a jump with a car filled with explosives and while I'm in the air the explosives detonate. How about that?

 

[Elijah Ball]

In my own bed, at the age of eighty, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my....

I think you win =]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Falling into a collapsing super-massive star. To become the essence of a black hole!

 

[Fenra]

Preferably seconds after ive said the phrase "watch this!"

 

[AperioContra]

Old and Rich.

 

[LobsterFeng]

I always had this weird fantasy of taking a bullet for the girl I love, then beating the crap out of the person that shot the bullet even though I'm bleeding to death. Then once the offender is incapacitated, I reveal to the girl that I've always loved her, and she says she always loved me too. Then I die in her arms with her tears pouring on my face. The weirdest part is I have no idea how or when I came up with this, or why I think it's a cool way to die.

That or death by the Avada Kedavra curse. It would hit me in the back after I've taken out like 50 clones of Voldemort. (I have a very creative mind okay?)

 

[Drenaje1]

Hijack a tanker carrying gas, stuff some C4 into the valve that drains the oil, wire it into the cab where I hold the detonater, then I would drive it onto the freeway, get it up to like 55MPH, then veer it into on coming traffic, flip it over, then detonate it. I have to at least take somebody with me, or I'll feel like even my suicide was meaningless. (Assuming that this isn't dying from a natural cause, of course.)

 

[YourMom]

I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

(That was a joke people).

I'm lolling so hard
OT: Probably by my parachute not deploying, but don't worry, i'd aim for a person to dampen my fall.

 

[Can't CatchMe Coyote]

I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Brilliant.

On topic:

Drifting in space, staring into the depths of the universe. Picture Shepherd in ME2.

Accustom yourself to believing that death is nothing to us, for good and evil imply the capacity for sensation, and death is the privation of all sentience; therefore a correct understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not by adding to life a limitless time, but by taking away the yearning after immortality. For life has no terrors for him who has thoroughly understood that there are no terrors for him in ceasing to live. Foolish, therefore, is the man who says that he fears death, not because it will pain when it comes, but because it pains in the prospect. Whatever causes no annoyance when it is present, causes only a groundless pain in the expectation. Death, therefore, the most awful of evils, is nothing to us, seeing that, when we are, death is not come, and, when death is come, we are not. It is nothing, then, either to the living or to the dead, for with the living it is not and the dead exist no longer.

 

[JustJuust]

I'm not really into the GLORIOUS EXPLOSION OF FIRE AND AWESOMENESS SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN thing. I just want to die quietly, in my sleep, knowing that I've lived a good life

 

[Sprinal]

Death by snoo snoo.

Damn I was waiting for that one....

OT I would like to die by building the first space elivator and then when I am Famous and an old man I lie in my hospital bed while it takes me up and I can have my body frozen for eternity...

 

[IkeGreil29]

Peacefully, somewhere where I won't be found or missed or remembered. No point in making people suffer for the death of someone insignificant.