how do you want to die?

[Kernalgohd]

pffft you guys are all doin it wrong. Gotta make the moments right before death so long and complicated that you still live a full life, like so;
If I could chose how I die, I would be sucked into the world/realm of video games, where after succeding in becoming the hero of said realm, and getting every "feminine enhanced" character model in the land, I will live a wholesome life and die happy... Yeah, I'm a nerd, shut up, I got my priorities set up.

EDIT: By feminine enhanced, I don't mean feminine final fantasy dudes.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Long, slowly and painful. It'll be such a relief when you do die!

 

[Cobez]

By getting ran over by a monster truck driven by the incredible hulk

 

[Cameron Lowe]

Not even 30 seconds thought about this, it's so obvious. I want to skydive directly ON to my worst enemy, obviously without a parachute.

 

[Enrathi]

By getting ran over by a monster truck driven by the incredible hulk

Hi Bender.

When I die, I want it to be peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming like his passengers.

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Death by Snoo Snoo!

HAHA THIS!
Or in the middle of the Snoo Snoo before it becomes too painful. Die from happiness or somehing..

 

[Kuhkren]

I have two ways I would prefer to die I think, both when I'm an old man. The first is to hunt poachers in Africa until either the environment, animals, or poachers get me. The second would be to buy a biplane and a hundred pounds of powder sugar and fly to the white house dropping the sugar in a stream. We'll see how long it will take them to get me hahahahahahahahaha.

 

[joiny]

Drowning in boobs

 

[Eisenfaust]

well i'm not sure about how i WANT to die, but ever since i was young i always felt i would die a violent death... traditionally i get the feeling i'm one day going to murdered in my sleep

 

[Dr Jones]

Painless

 

[CriticalX13]

hmmm.. in a time machine that explodes while going through time... That way my body is thrown through time on fire.. so i would be like a time traveling human fireball, i think that would freak a lot of people out at a lot of different time.. hahaha, yeah...

 

[Misho-]

Peacefully.

 

[Malkavian]

Hail of bullets man, in a hopeless fight... The only way to go.

 

[Sassafrass]

In a hospital bed, grey faced with tubes going up my nose and mouth in a vain attempt to keep me alive after I get stabbed repeatedly by a mugger.

I'm a dreamer, dammit!

Or, if we must go for an outlandish one, crashing through the gates of hell in a flaming Swedish supercar. Because it's Swedish supercars are fucking awesome.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Not too young, not too old.

You know, before the Alzheimer's but after the family.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

by getting shot hundreds of times after dispatching countless foes in my final stand, ending the shootout bloody, almost dead, surrounded by enemies ready to deliver the final discharge of buckshot into my face, only to be countered by hysterical laughter and the coming deathplosion from the two grenades i just popped.

 

[gravitate]

Not even 30 seconds thought about this, it's so obvious. I want to skydive directly ON to my worst enemy, obviously without a parachute.

WIN.

 

[tzimize]

launched out of a cannon into michael bays house while he's asleep

scare the shit out of him

for the lulz

Hahahah, made me laugh out loud. Thats a death I'd like to see.