Wha...what? How wou...how would you...lolmynamewastaken said:...such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.
...nevermind.
Wha...what? How wou...how would you...lolmynamewastaken said:...such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.
That right there is the reaction i want for years afterwards. and an epitaph that just says "i don't even know how this happened"Noble Cookie said:Wha...what? How wou...how would you...lolmynamewastaken said:...such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.
...nevermind.
You'd want to kill yourself 7 times? XDSpaloooooka said:Strap a nail bomb to my chest. Take 5 packets of painkillers and 5 of asprin, down as much of a litre of vodka/spirit as I could. Put a noose, of nylon rope, around my neck. Sit on the edge of a tall cliff, dowse myself in petrol. Then slit my wrist, light the petrol and shoot myself in the head.![]()
When you jumped off the cliff, the sudden jerk of the noose might make you miss with the gun, which then might mean you shoot through the rope, which would then mean you landed in the sea, which would probably extinguish the petrol. The seawater you might have swallowed might make you vomit up the painkillers and alcohol, and the impact with the water might jar the nail bomb loose. You then might get picked up by a local fishing crew, who might staunch the flow of blood from your wrist.Spaloooooka said:Strap a nail bomb to my chest. Take 5 packets of painkillers and 5 of asprin, down as much of a litre of vodka/spirit as I could. Put a noose, of nylon rope, around my neck. Sit on the edge of a tall cliff, dowse myself in petrol. Then slit my wrist, light the petrol and shoot myself in the head.![]()
you know, you can actually fell the pain when struck by lightning BEFORE dying...Ravison said:One of my friends wants to go out skydiving without a parachute with a massive dose of adrenaline in his system and then get struck by lightning right before he lands.
Me, I'm much more mundane. I wanna wait 80 years or so and go out in my sleep to follow the woman I'd spent my life with.
EPIC.i was totally thinking about that song!Jodah said:Lets just say it involves a great deal of explosives and the song Hero by Skillet.