How do you want to get buried

[Aerodynamic]

Next to the grave of Duke Nukem

 

[lasherman]

Simple: head first with my feet poking out

 

[Flangle]

I want my corpse to be tossed off a rather tall building violently. Then i wish the splattered remains to be photographed from above and used as art.

 

[DazZ.]

I want to be mounted or turned into a rug.

Or if im hairy enough be skinned and turned into slippers for my loved one, so that im still walking through life with her, keeping her steps warm. (the lady I die beside will do alot in slippers).
Also id be kept in the bedroom and be able to see if she cheats on me, not that ill be able to do anything, im dead, it wouldn't be cheating on me, and skin doesn't have many senses so I wouldn't know what was going on anyway. Disregard this last bit.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd get a gold and diamond encrusted coffin then get sent into orbit around earth.

Something cheap then xD

Thats the cheapest thing I could think of.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Well, I would want to be in a special coffin.

One that looks like a Spartan with a Recon armor set, and be placed in a nice field.

My second choice would be to place the coffin in a field, set the coffin on fire, and then explode it with a C4 explosive.

THAT would be the way to go.

 

[Lyri]

Thats the cheapest thing I could think of.

Your poor next of kin xD

 

[Treblaine]

I'd get a gold and diamond encrusted coffin then get sent into orbit around earth.

Something cheap then xD

Personally I want to be buried in the regular way, but I want a giraffe at the ceremony just to make people think.

Doesn't matter what it is made of, dollar-per-kg it is cheaper to make something out of 24 carat gold than get it into even a low Earth orbit. A high Earth orbit that will last and not re-enter in the next decade or so costs even more.

Should cost about $750,000 to launch an adult male into a low earth orbit. Gold and diamond encrusted coffin, pah, that's nothing.

Probably more cost effective to go with the Giraffe. I *would* make people think.

 

[Chadra]

I want to be cremated but in a dildo which is inserted into a prostitute and then those ashes being spread across the Roman coliseum by a man flying the fastest plane in the world at its top speed.

 

[Nihlex]

Under a giant statue reaching into the stratosphere of me, with casino games and alcohol, and all my possessions and servents

REMEMBER ME!
I want to be buried in a shallow grave so when i come back as a zombie i don't have to dig myself out of as much dirt. I have a feeling as a zombie i would still be pretty lazy.

 

[historybuff]

In a pyramid.

 

[ljd184]

i would have a nuclear stock pile and then set it off so i could go out with a bang no i would be turned into a diamond and in small letters i will put ljd184 and that name will be carried on for generations to come depends if i want to go with the first optioned or not

 

[IceStar100]

In some why that I come back as a zombie.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Facedown so everyone can kiss my ass.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

In a coffin made out of the most anti-green stuff as possible... Everyone is going way too far with all that 'going green' crap...

 

[Arisato-kun]

Well it's not my wish per se but my friend wants his coffin to be launched into space via medieval catapult due to the sheer fact that it would never work. We also had to promise him that we'll leave him where he falls.

 

[dieseldub]

I have no particular ideas on this subject of burial except that I would want my family and friends to CELEBRATE my life instead of mourning my passing. Cremated, buried, makes no differance to me.