And then that could be their skeleton in the closet. (I mean, who would be crazy enough to do that?)Larmo said:
How do you want to get buried
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Interred in a simple white canvas death shroud lovingly sewn shut by the hands of my adoring family, 'neath a cairn of granite boulders, the centremost of which featuring a copper plaque detailing my name, date of birth, date of death, and epitaph, all situated upon the cusp of a vast wood overlooking a rolling meadow where sheep graze, herded by my ancestors and those of my friends.
...I've put a lot of thought into this.
...I've put a lot of thought into this.
Cremated and made into a giant diamond. This will be placed in the museum dedicated solely to me.
I'm going to have my body laminated. I'll be in a suit, making a funny face and giving the middle finger. Then, my body will be placed at the summit of Mount Everest. Imaging seeing that after climbing Everest. Some dead guy making faces at you, flipping you off, and you just climbed Mount Everest.
Then after a few days, I want to be put in the mausoleum my grandparents are in. Right next to them.
Then after a few days, I want to be put in the mausoleum my grandparents are in. Right next to them.
That I could then infiltrate, steal your precious remains, and sell your diamondy self for enough money to afford my own funeral...la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Having my corpse turned into a puppet that then dances the entire movements of Thriller at my "full participation" wake. To be followed by booze and music. I want people to have fun after I die, not lament my passing.
I think he intends to be responsible for the deaths of those others. Max is a blaze of glory kinda guy.Evilbunny said:
Just like Hunter S Thompson: Ashes shot out of a cannon.
But I want that cannon fired at 3AM into a crowded neighborhood, preferably aimed at an ex-girlfriend's window. One last opportunity to annoy her after death.
But I want that cannon fired at 3AM into a crowded neighborhood, preferably aimed at an ex-girlfriend's window. One last opportunity to annoy her after death.
I'm definitely with you on the last part. We should celebrate their life, not mourne their death.vultureX21 said:
Also, stealing me as the diamond will get you killed LONG before you can cash it in.
Failz!
We'll throw a joint funeral party.la-le-lu-li-lo said:
And how are you planning to kill me? J00 don't kn0z wh4t l33t ski11z I haz.
Your 1337 speak will cause you to spontaneously combust.vultureX21 said:
Or the museum guards, who are all ex-mercenaries, will kill you in a horrible fashion.
buried standing up in a biodegradable coffin with an oak tree planted over me. When the tree is fully gown it will have a plaque placed upon it with a crown
I want to be buried under the bloody dismembered corpses of my foes, after a valiant last stand.
I agree on the leet, I never use it and now feel a need to wash myself clean of its dirtiness.la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Ex-mercenaries don't concern me, they just want money. I bet convincing them they get a cut of your pricey cadaver would enamor them enough to even help me steal it!
