How do you want to get buried

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GrimTuesday

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viking funeral with a full on ship and a bunch of guys with horned hats and so much fur on peta would shit a brick

or a statue of me with my body inside with a iron long sword laid across my lap and a direwolf by my side. do you know what i am referencing?
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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vultureX21 said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
vultureX21 said:
Your 1337 speak will cause you to spontaneously combust.

Or the museum guards, who are all ex-mercenaries, will kill you in a horrible fashion.
I agree on the leet, I never use it and now feel a need to wash myself clean of its dirtiness.

Ex-mercenaries don't concern me, they just want money. I bet convincing them they get a cut of your pricey cadaver would enamor them enough to even help me steal it!
You have saved yourself from a fiery death!

Damn, didn't think of that! I'll just have to hire regular ole crazies now, who happen to be fantastic shots!
 

thefrizzlefry

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I want my freshly deceased corpse to be butchered, and sold in a Butte, Montana Butcher's Shop as "Polynesian Flying Oxen".
 

TankCopter

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Cremated, and then get Keith Richards to mistake me for coke like he did his mum. That way, I can go to heaven/hell and say 'Hey, Keith Richards snorted my ashes.'
 

NaumWolf

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do me big lebowski style. Stick me in a folgers can and dump me out at sea... on a very windy day XD
 

MelziGurl

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I'm not getting buried, I'm getting cremated. My grandmother had a relative who worked in a Mortuary and the stories he would come back were enough to give her the fear of being buried alive. They opened coffins with scratch marks inside them, people who were thought to be dead turned out not to be dead at all...poor bastards.

Of course this was years ago, but I would rather be cremated.
 

hero in flames

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i want to be cut up and fed to the guest at my dinner party... after there done eating i want them to be informed about what has just transpired before them!

or perhaps have my body converted into a giant puppet and...well i think you see where this is going
 

Khedive Rex

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I would like to be buried under mysterious and hard to fathom circumstances so that, long after my natural life span would have ended, people can still believe I'm hiding out in the Swiss Alps after faking my death to run away with a beautiful mistress and 7.2 trillion dollars in gold.

I want to be buried in such a way that 40 years after my death old hermits will be reporting having seen me stalk between a couple of trees beside their home while sipping champange and laughing menacingly.

I want to be buried in such a way that rumors of me are sure to have lived a more interesting life than I did. I should become an urban legend, a myth, a well dressed and charismatic boogeyman everyone has heard of and everybody's third cousin's friend's roommate has bought drugs from.

Why fall in a blaze of glory, when you can opt never to fall?
 

white_salad

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Some people give their body to science. I however, being the totally rebel nonconformist that I am, wish to give my body to religion.

FIGURE THAT ONE OUT!
 

Just_Mike

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I want to be buried at night durring a full moon while someone plays Moonlight Sonata while they lower my body into my grave
 

Biek

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For comic effect id request them pouring cement into my grave to prevent me from rising as a zombie.
 

WrongSprite

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Souplex said:
I want my body to be strapped to a rocket and shot at the search bar.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84038#1187012
Thats five months old.

Don't be jealous

OT: I'd like to be cremated, preferably in a spectacular fashion.
 

neoontime

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funny but i go into a sewer, get eaten by rats and control the world
 

neoontime

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sam13lfc said:
neoontime said:
I would like to be cremated and spread on donuts that way i may live in whoever eats me
And be vomited out by whoever eats you too :p
funny but i go into a sewer, get eaten by rats and control the world