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dex-dex

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go where?
go into the great beyond (DIE)
this may seem a bit dark but I say let us bring a light into the dark!
I would go with either eating 22 pounds of chocolate or eating my weight on mushrooms.
how would you take yourself out?
 

Kpt._Rob

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Both of the ways you mentioned sound absolutely horrible. 22 pounds of chocolate wouldn't be a quick death, but it'd be one hell of a painful death. As for the mushrooms, I don't know if you mean normal shitake mushrooms, or those of the magic variety. The shitakes probably wouldn't be as fun as you imagine, and while I love the magic ones, eating one's weight in them would be a terrible terrible terrible experience times a billion.

OT: I would want to have a hemmorhagic stroke in the left hemisphere of my brain, causing my logical faculties to shut down while the right side of my brain slowly is overwhelmed by the beauty of all being before I just fade out. It's a nice, peaceful, enlightening death.
 

burningdragoon

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regular mushrooms or drug mushroom? One says "I really like mushrooms" the other says "I really like mushrooms". Seems like an important distinction.

OT: Revelations. Or fighting demons. Or... while asleep for a nice polar opposite to those two.
 

FalloutJack

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Destroying the world.

Guess you'd better hope I don't die, huh?
 

Dirty Hipsters

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Robbing a bank at the age of 80.

I mean, I'm just days away from death at that point anyway, might as well go out with a bang.
 

Cry Wolf

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Riding off into the sunset in an awesome car, never to be seen again. God knows what'd kill me, but as long as I get to drive off into the sunset.
 

Light 086

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Set off a nuke and go out in style, so everyone will remember. It's better to burn out then fade away =P
 

KefkaCultist

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Getting hold of some of that Charlie Sheen drug and have my face melt off and children weep over my exploded body.

On a more semi-serious, non-Sheen related note: Dying in a battle with a fire breathing dragon would be pretty epic.

EDIT: Ninja'd on the Charlie Sheen comment but at least mine is different
 

TeeBs

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In a vast pile of money that I have accumulated over the years as a rich, sexy billionaire

IM HALF WAY THERE!
 

Rayne870

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i would gladly accept a violent death protecting someone i cared about. other than that i really don't want to die of old age in a hospital bed. maybe when im getting on in years i would like to try some sort of jackass stunt, either that or find the biggest hellhole in the world and go take out as many evil people as i can before i get blown away.

i guess mainly i dont want to sleep through death and miss my life's last experience.

if i do die a non violent death i want my body to be floated out to sea and detonated with some explosives and then my friends can go shark fishing after the funeral. this is something i seriously aim to put into my will when i fill it out and something i have already told my family/fiance and expect them to carry out.
 

dex-dex

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burningdragoon said:
regular mushrooms or drug mushroom? One says "I really like mushrooms" the other says "I really like mushrooms". Seems like an important distinction.
Kpt._Rob said:
Both of the ways you mentioned sound absolutely horrible. 22 pounds of chocolate wouldn't be a quick death, but it'd be one hell of a painful death. As for the mushrooms, I don't know if you mean normal shitake mushrooms, or those of the magic variety. The shitakes probably wouldn't be as fun as you imagine, and while I love the magic ones, eating one's weight in them would be a terrible terrible terrible experience times a billion.
well I just meant regular mushrooms. not the magical kind I am no drug addict!
but since this is my death were talking about,I'm going out with a bang then the magical ones it is!
 

Bara_no_Hime

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Death by sexual exhaustion. ^^

Edit: Damn. Someone beat me to it.

Edit 2: ... ** inappropriate snicker at unintended sexual pun**
 

dex-dex

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Bara_no_Hime said:
Death by sexual exhaustion. ^^

Edit: Damn. Someone beat me to it.

Edit 2: ... ** inappropriate snicker at unintended sexual pun**
in my opinion, it is funnier than just your everyday puns.