Our army is much, much smaller, but better trained and better equipped. We have fewer ground troops... all the money goes into air and ground infantry. Fewer tanks, but better guns. I have a friend in the military who gives me the inside story.
I like the cold. Luckily. It gets really flipping cold here, and I live in Ontario, the tail end of Canada that dips into the heart of the United States like a red arrow.
Our mouths open left to right, our upper jaws and heads rolling around the bottom jaw. We have tiny little eyes, and our economy revolves solely around Terrance and Philip.
Our politicians are lousy, since they're still all about mediocrity. They won't make any tough choices lest they lose support, so they always play it safe. (Except the francophone ones, that is!) The francophone (french-speaking) Canadians hate english-speaking Canadians because they think we hate them. They're wrong though.
Oh yeah, and Canadians care what other people think. A lot. Not being snide to the OP here, it's just a fact. Canadians really, really care about what other countries think. This might just be the biggest part of Canadian identity; worrying about whether people care about our identity.