Which heaven and hell are you refering to?Blindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Can I be your roommate in hell? \m/KefkaCultist said:Hell? Hell is being in the jungle with your squad of maybe 6 men for days, never knowing when the enemy will strike...
Okay I'm not a Vietnam vet, but I wanted to use that line.
While share no religious affiliation, therefore do not have a religious based view on a "heaven" or "hell", I have thought about what a hell would be like if it exists. What I have in my mind is pretty much the place as in the movie Little Nicky. Big horny birds, dudes with boobs on their heads, pineapples up Hitler's ass, a sasquatch type thing, and Rodney Dangerfield.
Hopefully when I get there though I'll be on the devil's good side and get a room in his castle with the walls lined with bad ass band posters like Peter and John did in that movie.
EDIT: As a little additional stuff I'll comment briefly on my view of a "heaven". It's a vast, empty, white world where anything you command appears in front of you. Example: you command a Playstation 5 with a copy of Call of Duty 8: Future Warfare (sad as it is, I can see it existing) and it appears in front of you.
That is all.
HAHA! this is the funniest thing I saw in days!Agayek said:http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.htmlBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
While I'm an atheist I do love mythology, he referring to the Dante's Inferno style hell. The Devil, fallen angel Lucifer, isn't the ruler of hell. Lucifer is it's most famous prisoner next to Judas Iscariot (Betrayer of Jesus), Brutus of the Junii (Betrayer of Julius Caeser) and Cassius (Betrayer of Julius Caeser). The actual ruler of hell is God with him and his angels performing the torture. Not a giant leap in terms of morality for God and the Angels.Rednog said:Care to actually expound on the Not how hell works" ?StBishop said:Yeah, this.DJDarque said:While I don't believe in Hell, I will play your game.
Hell, as depicted in the Bible, is fire, nothing else. Satan is trapped there just like everybody else. No circles, no rulers, just fire.
It's pretty frustrating when people say things like: Go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company.
Or:
Not how hell works.dagens24 said:Sorry bro.
Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
I mean you're saying it as if it is some kind of fact that you know. And I'm honestly curious what you think is the exact way hell works. I mean how can you possible make any statement about how hell works in any way shape or form when it is an unconfirmed place and the source material for said unconfirmed place is a book that is very sketchy in terms of fact and history.
Yeah it's pretty clear you haven't read the bible so I'm just gonna tell you that in the bible there are no circles in hell, no ruler of hell, Satan is every bit the prisoner there as everyone else, it's described as fire. that's it.dagens24 said:Sorry bro.Blindswordmaster said:...You're a poor sport.dagens24 said:It doesn't because it isn't real.Blindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
You know it's comment's like that that make us atheists look like arseholes.dagens24 said:It doesn't because it isn't real.Blindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Presumably a Masochist would have to watch another one being tortured, that or just have their senses dulled.dagens24 said:Wow, your comments just made me have a revelation; woukdn't hell be a masochists heaven?thaluikhain said:That's sorta what I'd thought...mind you, they couldn't advertise the fact.dagens24 said:Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
Unless Satan was a mad sadistic type who tortured you because he could, and would hurt whoever he could get.
Satan certainly gets out to tempt people a lot. If security in hell is that lax, I reckon I would be out in a week.y1fella said:Satan is every bit the prisoner there as everyone else
Well, there's Security Guards Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Avarice, Pride, Vanity and Lust on the job, I can't see how things went wrong there...maxriderules said:Satan certainly gets out to tempt people a lot. If security in hell is that lax, I reckon I would be out in a week.
I'd really love to hear Satan's side of things. I wonder if he is just too humble to say anything while God is saying all that negative stuff about him. I'm not sure I want to trust someone who doesn't give his opponent a fair chance to explain himself.Aetera said:This. He's totally just misunderstood. He slips one note into God's comment box, suggesting a few changes in office protocol, and next thing you know, bam. Relocated to the Hell branch of the company. What a dick move.Littlee300 said:It is actually a really nice place. You should go there. That Satan guy, actually not that big of a dick. It is just propaganda.
Read the Twilight series in an inferno for all eternity, that is what hell is likeiblis666 said:Read Larry Niven's InfernoAkalabeth said:Read Dante's InfernoBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Satan is a mercenary employed by God to kill bad people.dagens24 said:Sorry bro.Blindswordmaster said:...You're a poor sport.dagens24 said:It doesn't because it isn't real.Blindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.