RedEyesBlackGamer said:
erttheking said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
erttheking said:
AngelOfBlueRoses said:
erttheking said:
AngelOfBlueRoses said:
A misunderstood parody is still a parody, just a badly executed one. And is it a badly executed one? I never even heard that the maker of Dragon's Crown called his game a parody and I could tell you that it is one. It's not just the Sorceress, but -all- of the characters. All of the characters are designed in such extreme, yet stereotypical, ways that of course it's a satire. I got that much from looking at the Fighter alone, neverminding the rest of the cast and the way that the Dwarf and Elf are named after their race and not their class.
It doesn't have to be so extremely over-the-top that breasts literally kill a person; people just need to use their brains and stop being so overly sensitive because I can bet you that all of the people that are crying out now against Dragon Crown's design would still be crying out even with your idea.
See that's kind of the problem. Yes the characters are extremely over the top. The problem? We've got tons of characters already like that
And they're all played completely straight. It's why I find it hard to take Dragon's Crown seriously. I don't hate it or think it's offensive. I just don't think it looks very good. Just the same tired and beaten trail we've seen traversed a hundred times already.
I'll warn you now that I hate fighters enough that I simply laugh at character you've provided. Har har har. Your fighters and their character designs are always shit. /dealwithit
But no, on a more serious note, the problem that I have with what you're saying is that you're practically demanding that the line always be moved when it's not enough for you. Not only that, but you're trying really,
really hard to focus only on big breasts. I get that you're a guy and all, but come on man, stop thinking with your willy for a few moments.
Wha? I'm not demanding that a line be moved. What? I'm asking how can something like the Sorceress be a parody, when something like the Sorceress has become the norm?
Look, this is off the back of the box for the game:
George Kamitani's stunning homage to classic fantasy gaming delivers over-the-top character designs....
It is a parody, Kamitani was making a conscious effort to make satirical character designs. You may not like them, but there it is.
I guess that's the point I'm trying to get across. I don't think it's a very GOOD parody.
Have you played it? I'm currently playing it. I really don't see how a statement like that can be made without significant experience with the product, either through playing it or through a LP.
I have played it quite a bit over the last two days, just got the the lost forest and have met pretty much every character shown in the art book you get for pre-ordering. Is it a parody? I don't know, I suppose it depends on what you think it's parodying. If you think it's parodying exaggerated fantasy characters and nothing else, then I can sort of see it. If you think it's actually parodying fantasy tropes that existed in works like D&D and Golden Axe, then no it fails pretty miserably. That's sort of the thing its a very shallow parody in that the only actual part of the game that parodies anything is the character design and nothing else.
The portrayal of females in the game goes far FAR deeper than just the sorceress, it's actually sort of funny and sad at the same time that the sorceress got so much flak, and she is honestly downright tame compared to many of the female NPCs you meet in the game. Out of all the female characters you meet, all of two of them are dressed in a somewhat sane manner, the princess of the kingdom and the elf player character, that's it, whether it's NPCs or enemies literally every other female character in the game is sexualized to such an overblown degree. Here's where I can see the parody if I turn my head and squint, the character design is exaggerated across the board, but while the game parodies a number of male fantasy tropes, it seems to parody only one female design (take a wild guess which one). We get exaggerations of the old wizard, the shifty politician, the grizzled old knight, the musclebound barbarian, even an evil warlock and an old hermit and beggar. When it comes to females we get: the sexy witch, the sexy Amazon, the sexy shop keeper, the sexy mermaid (also the only mermaid I've ever seen with human ass cheeks and her tail somehow attached below that), the sexy nun, the sexy spirit, the sexy fairy (that hangs out in a goblet with her legs spread towards the camera whenever you enter the tavern), a sexy vampire with see through nightgown, sexy ghosts with large breasts and see through ghost gowns, even the most bizarre rendition of a sexy harpy I've ever seen, it's literally an armless female upper body glued to the body of a giant bird from its neck down (it's actually monstrous enough that this one sort of works for me). From the way this fantasy world is set up it seems women either stop aging after 25 or they just kill any woman who starts to show wrinkles, basically a large variety of male designs get the parody treatment, but female designs only get the sexy parody treatment.
There's also the fact that it's pretty much all superfluous to the story, most of these characters are seen for all of 10 seconds, we get a moving portrait of them and three lines of text from the male narrator then we move to the next screen. It pretty much goes like this:
Male Narrator: "you see a mermaid in a pool, she points you in the direction of your next objective" screen fades to next room.
Yep, while often containing beautiful art, the scenes are pretty much superfluous to both the story and the game.
Is it a fun game? Yeah they did a good job capturing the feel of those old co-op hack and slash games like golden axe, the combat can get very cluttered, especially if multiple of the same character class are on the screen. The combat can feel clunky and very grindy at points too, and the story is pretty much a repetitive series of barely related quests that has about as much story and exposition as the original Golden Axe (I.E. almost none). The co-op also takes way too long to crop up, it takes a few hours, at least, before other people can play with you , which is annoying as hell. I'm having fun with it, but the representation of female characters so far has caused at least a few eye rolls, and unfortunately also tends to distract people of the games other problems. I don't regret buying it, it is fun, but its still a flawed game, and a very shallow parody if it is supposed to be one.