Mmmm... let's see... start with endless hours of Space Invaders when I was 5 as a starting point, along side the likes of Berserk and so many others going from the 2600 to the NES I think I was in the millions before the 90's even started.
Then it just would have gone up as games seem to die for more effective methods of mowing down others on the NES, Genesis and TG 16 (only about 5 years ago I got a SNES, I was a teen with little money and rather buy games then another whole system), thus I'm willing to bet that in the nineties I easily outdid the 80's long before I managed to get up the scratch for a N64, Saturn and PS1 and of course a Dreamcast in 99. With mass killing games that I loved like Smash TV and Zombies Ate My Neighbors making it easy to get the kill count into the thousands in just a few hours I am quite sure that my numbers easily have passed a billion before everyone was sighing relief that the Y2K bug was utter bull.
After that I think that a lot more of my numbers start to get rather sketchy though, ya, I think I've started mowing the heard as fast as ever on the PS2, the hard part is deciding what I call an enemy. Does the pedestrian I just ran over in GTA 3 count? Do all the people I just stuck to my Katamari count considering many of the balls I make tend to be hurled into space to be blown into stars and other things in space. How about the beggars in Assassin's Creed that I stabbed after getting tired of having them in my face? The Katamari balls with there planets worth of death alone would easily beat out the first two decades alone.
So, after nearly 3 decades of gaming, all I can average out of the death I've caused it in can be summed up with a wonderful statement that comes from McDonalds...
Billions and billions served
