You'd have to pay a pretty penny for mine. It's shoulder-length, but god damn it is so full and silky it makes other people jealous... and it is that way naturally. I've never needed to use conditioner or hairspray to get it to this point. So you'd have to give me enough to buy a fleet of Rolls Royces to get me to give it up. Body hair on the other hand? I'd love to go without shaving and waxing for a while.