How NOT to handle a situation
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I never got that story about the guy blowing up the dead whale.
How can you be that fucking stupid? Of course chunks of it are gonna go everywhere. Its not just gonna evaporate you dumbass!!!
Though I've done stupid shit before. Someone bet me to put lighter fluid on my arm and light it. Amazingly, I wasn't burned in the slightest, the worst part was my mom who freaked out and thought caught my self on fire and knocked me to the ground and started beating me with a wet towel.
How can you be that fucking stupid? Of course chunks of it are gonna go everywhere. Its not just gonna evaporate you dumbass!!!
Though I've done stupid shit before. Someone bet me to put lighter fluid on my arm and light it. Amazingly, I wasn't burned in the slightest, the worst part was my mom who freaked out and thought caught my self on fire and knocked me to the ground and started beating me with a wet towel.
That may indeed be it. I assume they all land unharmed in the ocean, and received enough radiation exposure only to cure any cancer they may have bee afflicted with?Neonbob said:
Yes, yes I'm sure that's what happened.
Friend of mine wanted a warm pair of pants, so he took them off, and put them in the microwave, without taking his phone or keys out.
Another friend got really really drunk, and since he can juggle sober, he decided to do it drunk. He got three bottles, dropped them all, and one broke. So since he couldn't juggle three, the next logical choice is to try juggling four, and so on...
Another friend got really really drunk, and since he can juggle sober, he decided to do it drunk. He got three bottles, dropped them all, and one broke. So since he couldn't juggle three, the next logical choice is to try juggling four, and so on...
Oh my friend did something similar. He burned his pants to get a Sharpie smiley face off. It sorta worked but now theres a big hole in his pocket.Irridium said:
That pun was absolutely fantastic, sir. Congratulations are in order.Neonbob said:
And from observing your avatar for several straight hours I can tell that all groups involved have suffered the same, unharmful fate. So far, at least. I will continue to watch for any deviations.
Thats pretty funny, and disgusting.
Um, a friend of mine wanted something to eat, so he put a potato wrapped in tinfoil in a microwave, not only did the microwave catch fire, but the potato exploded too.
Um, a friend of mine wanted something to eat, so he put a potato wrapped in tinfoil in a microwave, not only did the microwave catch fire, but the potato exploded too.
I wasn't very good at spanish in gymnasium... And here's a little tip on how NOT to handle stuff like that.
If you're bad at some class, playing mario and bubble bobble on your calculator durring said classes does, quite suprisingly, not help you get better (at anything but mario/bubble-bobble ofc)
If you're bad at some class, playing mario and bubble bobble on your calculator durring said classes does, quite suprisingly, not help you get better (at anything but mario/bubble-bobble ofc)
I'm gunna have to go with Neonbob, more Explosives are always welcome, now I dont think that "killing" a courps like that is a good idea, but Explosions ARE FUCKING AMAZING.Neonbob said:
The more the merrier on this one, now excuse me, i need to change into a new pair of pants now.
If i were her I'd bring one of those short sabers as self defence, and may I ask what did your sister want so bad that was about to kill, just curios.GirlGamer said:
My uncle... sigh.
Okay, so, my granddad had this gun that he used for driving away unwanted critters... but to not kill said critters. Pellet gun type thing. This type of gun... I'll simplify for general consumption, my uncle and granddad insisted that the type of gun it was could be released from a "cocked" position in a certain way, without having to just fire it. They needed the weapon in an uncocked position for some reason.
My uncle does this. Indoors.
Yeah, he shot my grandmother in the leg.
Okay, so, my granddad had this gun that he used for driving away unwanted critters... but to not kill said critters. Pellet gun type thing. This type of gun... I'll simplify for general consumption, my uncle and granddad insisted that the type of gun it was could be released from a "cocked" position in a certain way, without having to just fire it. They needed the weapon in an uncocked position for some reason.
My uncle does this. Indoors.
Yeah, he shot my grandmother in the leg.
I got a couple.
I was watching TV, when I noticed that a snake had somehow ended up in my basement. I ran into my little home gym to prepare for battle. I am a pretty hard-core martial artist, so I had some stuff lying around. Long story short, I attacked the snake with a shinai (Fake katana. In this case, unsharpened steel), and... the snake was pretty good at dodging and biting. We fought for twenty minutes before I was the victor. (It is worth noting that this was not some kind of boa constrictor. It was a pretty average sized snake. Not venemous. It's also worth noting that I won not with my shinai, but by trapping the snake underneath a sombrero I picked up in Mexico)
I was camping, and the fire was going out. I threw some wood on the pit, but it would take too long to enflame. So, I threw some dry leaves into the fire. The wind picked these up... and placed them farely close to the propane tanks... God, I suck.
But my best story is about a woman I don't know. A woman was reading a book while driving... yeah... she drops the book, and rests her head on the steering wheel... then she hits a tree... Her head was lodged in one of the openings in the steering wheel...
I was watching TV, when I noticed that a snake had somehow ended up in my basement. I ran into my little home gym to prepare for battle. I am a pretty hard-core martial artist, so I had some stuff lying around. Long story short, I attacked the snake with a shinai (Fake katana. In this case, unsharpened steel), and... the snake was pretty good at dodging and biting. We fought for twenty minutes before I was the victor. (It is worth noting that this was not some kind of boa constrictor. It was a pretty average sized snake. Not venemous. It's also worth noting that I won not with my shinai, but by trapping the snake underneath a sombrero I picked up in Mexico)
I was camping, and the fire was going out. I threw some wood on the pit, but it would take too long to enflame. So, I threw some dry leaves into the fire. The wind picked these up... and placed them farely close to the propane tanks... God, I suck.
But my best story is about a woman I don't know. A woman was reading a book while driving... yeah... she drops the book, and rests her head on the steering wheel... then she hits a tree... Her head was lodged in one of the openings in the steering wheel...
LOL- I was just thinking that!!MaxTheReaper said:
Topic wise-I have unfortunately gone redneck fishing with my inbred hick cousins. Redneck fishing involve tossing a charge, or really powerful firecracker into the water, and watching the dead fish float to the top. Seems excessive to me. Not my idea of fishing or a good time.