how should naruto shippuden end?
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Wow everyone here sure seems to hate Naruto a lot. Mustve been after they made that gay announcement about making people pay to watch it. Anyway the best ending is that Hidan comes back, has some hilarious dialogue, swears some more, and becomes king of the whole WORLD. Cuz he's awesome. Admit it.
Sasuke dies a horrible painful death, caused by his stupidity and mopy emo-ness. Everyone else lives happily ever after.
Well, I would like Naruto to end with Sakura, Hinita, Ino, that blonde chick that likes the lazy guy all grown up and out, in a lesbian orgy with Tsunade as their tentacle queen of pleasure.
Oh yes. That would make my day.
Oh yes. That would make my day.
with him gettin evicerated by hannibal lector and then strung up like a batuse this for reference especialy at 5:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIC5-Yzm1O8&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIC5-Yzm1O8&feature=channel_page
They do a "season finale"-type thing. Naruto dies, all the main characters die, the bad guy wins and the whole Naruto world collapses. The last pages are a big hand flipping the bird on one side, and a note telling you to kill yourself is on the other side. Then maybe, just maybe, those stupid naruto fans will actually kill themselves and make the world a better place...
Ok, just cos I can, I'm gonna put in a few things here, before giving a serious suggestion to how it should end.
Why you should hate Narutards, but not the actual anime:
1. The author didn't know this would happen, and comon people, if you had the chance to make a multi-billion dollar series and milk it for all the money you could (considering he gets a significantly smaller amount than American comic writers or the average author does for his work) you would too, would you not?
2. They just keep going on and on about the ANIME. The anime is what is the real hate for me, the manga is great, none of this never-ending filler crap. Only around 130 episodes of the 220 in that first series are actually related to the storyline, and of the 99 in Shippuden, at least half are filler. Hate the anime and it's spawn, not the manga.
Reasons to love the anime for spawning the fangirls:
1. All you have to do is cosplay and go to a con and you've got multiple offers of sexual activities right there.
Yeah, yeah that's all I need to say on that one...
How it should end:
Pain battle ends. Flash forward a few more years as Sasuke prepares to wipe Konoha from the face of the planet. Lots of people die.
Sakura comes on to Naruto. Him being the idiot he is, he forgets that she's just looking for someone to love her till Sasuke comes back and then she'll abandon him like he never existed. Sasuke launches his attack on Konoha. Naruto kills him off, but Sakura is heart-broken (again... eugh)and Naruto finally shows some brains, ditches her and goes after Hinata. He becomes Hokage, Sakura marries Rock Lee cos he'll never grow a brain (I'm being hopeful for Naruto here) and then the series ENDS.
Why you should hate Narutards, but not the actual anime:
1. The author didn't know this would happen, and comon people, if you had the chance to make a multi-billion dollar series and milk it for all the money you could (considering he gets a significantly smaller amount than American comic writers or the average author does for his work) you would too, would you not?
2. They just keep going on and on about the ANIME. The anime is what is the real hate for me, the manga is great, none of this never-ending filler crap. Only around 130 episodes of the 220 in that first series are actually related to the storyline, and of the 99 in Shippuden, at least half are filler. Hate the anime and it's spawn, not the manga.
Reasons to love the anime for spawning the fangirls:
1. All you have to do is cosplay and go to a con and you've got multiple offers of sexual activities right there.
Yeah, yeah that's all I need to say on that one...
How it should end:
Pain battle ends. Flash forward a few more years as Sasuke prepares to wipe Konoha from the face of the planet. Lots of people die.
Sakura comes on to Naruto. Him being the idiot he is, he forgets that she's just looking for someone to love her till Sasuke comes back and then she'll abandon him like he never existed. Sasuke launches his attack on Konoha. Naruto kills him off, but Sakura is heart-broken (again... eugh)and Naruto finally shows some brains, ditches her and goes after Hinata. He becomes Hokage, Sakura marries Rock Lee cos he'll never grow a brain (I'm being hopeful for Naruto here) and then the series ENDS.
Hold on let me read from my book of over-the-top anime cliches here, *flips pages* alright here we go.
Naruto and Sasuke, will have a drawn out 5 episode battle, where near the end naruto (like all anime protagonists) somehow pulls some unheard of powers out of his ass to mind crush the evil out of Sasuke, after the battle Sasuke, sorry for the evil he has caused decides to exile himself from the village to "find himself".
The scene cuts to everyone in the village looking meaningfully up at the sky, wishing him well while stars start to shoot around, dramatic music starts playing and naruto says something about meeting up with him again, gives a thumbs up to the crowd and yells his catch phrase, the picture will still-shot with some motion blur on naruto, if there is a narrator he will go on about friendship and peace coming to the earth with a cryptic message of the possibility of a new season coming out sooner or later, but no one will ever know, and then people will move on to some other show.
*stops reading from book*
There we go, if that isn't how the series ends I'd bet money it will be so close it isn't even funny.
Naruto and Sasuke, will have a drawn out 5 episode battle, where near the end naruto (like all anime protagonists) somehow pulls some unheard of powers out of his ass to mind crush the evil out of Sasuke, after the battle Sasuke, sorry for the evil he has caused decides to exile himself from the village to "find himself".
The scene cuts to everyone in the village looking meaningfully up at the sky, wishing him well while stars start to shoot around, dramatic music starts playing and naruto says something about meeting up with him again, gives a thumbs up to the crowd and yells his catch phrase, the picture will still-shot with some motion blur on naruto, if there is a narrator he will go on about friendship and peace coming to the earth with a cryptic message of the possibility of a new season coming out sooner or later, but no one will ever know, and then people will move on to some other show.
*stops reading from book*
There we go, if that isn't how the series ends I'd bet money it will be so close it isn't even funny.
Google "Naruto Truestyle"
Oh wait. I am on a forumn asking people to use a search engine. My bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGkBbePmjs
It will CHANGE YO LIFE.
I promise I am not meatspinin ya.
Oh wait. I am on a forumn asking people to use a search engine. My bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGkBbePmjs
It will CHANGE YO LIFE.
I promise I am not meatspinin ya.
If you guy's hate Naruto, wait until you read Bleach. It's been over 9000 monthes (not exaggerating..ok i am) and Ichigo is still fighting the same douchebag over and over.
Not to mention the artist waste pages blacking out EVERYTHING.
Not to mention the artist waste pages blacking out EVERYTHING.