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Sephiroth_deus

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
That's because people have a preconception that "dates" have to be "formal". If you can convey a relaxed attitude about it and not make the other person feel that they have to perform in certain ways, but just being themselves, it doesn't really matter if it's a date or not.

For instance, if I was with a girl that asked me with a neurotically worried voice: "Wait, is this a date?"

My calm reply would be: "So what if it is? Do we realy have to define it as anything at all?" :)
I don't quite agree. While I do agree that one must convey a relaxed attitude about what is being asked; a date by its very definition has an express set of goals. The simplest being that it is courting the person for a romantic relationship. If you ask a person out on a date there is no question of your intentions or desires. Conversely if you ask a person to go out and have fun then both your desires and intentions are left open for you to reveal at the opportune time. And if there is no possibility of a romantic (or other) relationship then nothing is lost.
 

Sephiroth_deus

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Yeah though its so much easier if you dont know them that well and the girl is not one of your best friends then it becomes so much more difficult...
Well at that point you're already in the "friend zone," and the work it takes to get out of it is astronomical. That is unless both people secretly desire one another then it's simply a matter of getting their heads out of their asses.
 

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
Hey escapist forum users,

I have encountered a problem... You see, I really like this girl (I have liked her sense 3rd grade) and I have finnaly built up the nerve to ask her out... But I have one problem... HOW THE HELL DO YOU ASK A GIRL OUT???

I asked her 6 months ago, but she was already dating someone... And I know the way I asked her was total fail. Well, tomorow, their is this festival or something like that happening at our old middle school, she is going to be their, and I plan on going with a couple of my friends (and when we get bored we just walk over to taco bell) and I want to ask her...

Well, if you have ever asked anyone, HOW DO YOU DO IT CORRECTLY???

OH AND to give you something to talk about, how have your attempts at getting dates gone?
Ill give you a hint: be COMPLETELY ready.

The first time I asked a girl out, I came off as a complete stalker.

looking back... I can see why. (NOT THAT I WAS)
 

Aglynugga

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No man, all that advice is wrong. These people are all obviously virgins and trolls.

Number one is you NEVER ask the girl out if you like her. You'll be too nervous to do it competently. No. First you have to find out where she lives. Follow her home a few times, but don't let her see you. You just want an upper hand, not her attention. Once you find out where she lives you can commence step two, which is...



Step Two over here! Yeah, now you begin the watching phase. Once you've seen her house, now you can start gathering more information about the sweety in your life. An easy way is to start going through her garbage, often she'll leave important bits about her life you can memorize to use in any conversations you may have. Another way is to buy an old used van and park it somewhere near her house where you can watch. Try to get a good angle for high powered binoculars so you can see through the windows and study the patterns of her family.



If at this point nobody has noticed you, great, because you are even closer to winning the heart of your unknowing love. Step three is a good tester phase for your love though. Basically, your going to want to start following her parents and siblings around, you know, get a feel for how they go about their dayu. These people after all, are your future in-laws. Try to mark the times when they are all gone and she's home alone. That's romance time.



Step four is more intense that step three but only because of the amount of breaking and entering it involves. I personally have had hundreds of girlfriends and they love it when I surprise them home alone while they're showering, completely defenseless and vulnerable. I assume you're going to want to do the same. Try duct tape over a basement window, if your skinny you can slip right in. If not, the backdoor window and some more duct tape is all the key you'll ever need.



After you've broken in, crept through the house and killed any of her pets you've come across, the time is just about ripe to confess your love for this lucky woman, so I hope you've remembered your ski mask and big knife.
From then on it's all you big boy, good luck!

 

Jedamethis

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hyperhammy said:
Jedamethis said:
hyperhammy said:
First you need an awesome plan to win her over for you:
Hire some men to kidnap her parents.
You, the hero, then find the ransom note and bring it to her.
Then you tell her to stay behind, you're going to deal with this.
You try to bring back her parents but one of the kidnapper's mask slides out of your pocket.
Then you tell her your plan but say you only did it because you loved her.
???
Apple pie.
(You make sense of the end.)
Sweet, she makes you apple pie?
Maybe, but maybe her mom will poison you with apple pie? Who knows.
Huh. Women sure are dangerous...
 

Cowabungaa

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I have the feeling that when people ask this they mean something else than most people here think they mean.

I think it's not so much the actual "Heej do you want to go see a movie or something?" question they fear, I think what they really want to ask is how they can ask someone out in a way that shows that there's romantic interest. They don't want to get stuck in the dreaded 'friends zone'.

Afterall, I've asked my niece and some friends before if they wanted to go see a movie, but that doesn't mean I'm romantically interested in them.

So yeah, is there a way to make that difference clear? That it's a date and not just 2 friends going out. Without sounding like a complete creep, of course. Or is that something that only pops up during the actual date?
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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MY GOD, I HATE MY FRIEND'S FRIEND... Because of her epic retardation, we stayed in the parking lot of taco bell for 1 hour, and by the time we got their, some kid who i presumed to be gay asked her out... and she said yes... f*cking pretend gays.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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cheshitescat said:
A handkerchief and a bit of chloroform can go a long way.
But where's he fun in that?

I mean one can easily acquire some GHB or something and spike the lady's drink with it. XD

The true pranksters out there also take the time to stick a little note in the bottom of their "dates" glass so that when she's finished her drink she can see the message: "Booya! You just got OWNED *****!" at the bottom of the glass just before her memory gap begins :p
 

Zap Rowsdower

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MY FIRST ATTEMPT
Me: Hey, would you like to maybe go to the dance with me?
Girl: Sorry, I'm going by myself.
Me: Oh, okay.
 

unoleian

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daflame said:
mike1921 said:
daflame said:
As long as you ask her in a confident way, it will be the correct way. Confidence is the key to almost every social situation.
I can think of some pretty incorrect ways to ask a girl out where confidence will make them even worse
lol, if you intend to do so in a way that will make it worse then by all means do so (nice avatar btw)
"Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and fuck?......what? You don't like pizza?!"

Er, I couldn't resist that little chestnut...

Who knows? It could actually work.....somewhere.